33 Hilariously Mean Letterboxd Reviews of ‘Kraven the Hunter’

‘Russell Crowe was kraven that paycheck’
33 Hilariously Mean Letterboxd Reviews of ‘Kraven the Hunter’

When Sony gave custody of Spider-Man to Disney, it seemed like a good idea. Spidey could integrate with the other Avengers, as he does in the comics, and Sony could explore storylines within the Spideyverse with underrepresented characters. 

What happened next was… not that. 

Eight years and six movies later, all Sony has to show for their efforts is a Venom with the most confusing accent you’ve ever heard, a movie that fans tried to have re-released as a troll move and a Dakota Johnson starring vehicle worse than Fifty Shades of Grey. Moreover, the most memorable moments from these films weren’t the movies themselves, but everyone making fun of them.

Sony’s latest Spideyverse entry, starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Kraven the Hunter, is no different, debuting at 16 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, which puts it between Madam Web and Morbius. It, of course, got especially panned on Letterboxd, where one user described it as “the worst James Bond audition” ever and another added that it proves Martin Scorsese’s disdain for comic book movies is justified.

Honestly, these brave reviewers, who forced themselves to watch Kraven the Hunter all the way through and took the time to assemble such brilliantly brutal reviews afterward, are the real heroes here.

Review by lan Kirkpatrick Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 is it almost over? Like review 5 likes
Review by NickNaj237 Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 13, 2024 Fake movie. I saw it but it's not real Like review 9 likes
Review by luca PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 During the 4DX experience a Sony executive comes to your seat, hands you a bag filled with $110M in cash, shoots you in the head with a gun, then takes the bag and repeats the process with the person next to you Like review 10 likes
Review by Joachim Jelle PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 Possibly the worst James Bond audition you could think of Like review 11 likes
Review by MaxMeijer Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 11, 2024 I can't wait for that never coming sequel... Like review 5 likes
Review by oknighter Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 11, 2024 I saw this for free and still want a refund. Like review 4 likes
Review by popealexanderz Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 11, 2024 Idk how to explain it, but this feels like watching a power point presentation Like review 4 likes
Review by nadia PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 they should hack sony again Like review 5 likes
Freit - Review by Dewi Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 That was hell, what I've been through. That was hell? Just imagine what I've been through the past 127 minutes. Like review 4 likes
Review by sin Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 11, 2024 No plot, no pacing, no proper background story on anything, just a ton of muscle, crawling, climbing, and high school level dialogue. Like review 5 likes
Review by Joey Chim Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 I wish I had as much blind optimism in my daily life as Sony has in this movie. Like review 4 likes
Review by PeterHeroin Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 13, 2024 A lobotomy would be a more enjoyable experience. Like review 5 likes
Review by kiersreviews PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 I'm so sorry Venom. I was too mean Like review 12 likes
Review by amber PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Nov 26, 2024 i could've had the most amazing nap but i kept telling myself stay awake, surely it's gonna get good soon... it never did Like review 12 likes
- Review by Noah Duzent PRO 5 Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 All they had to do was beat Paul Giamatti in a mechanized rhinoceros suit and they couldn't even fucking do THAT Like review 14 likes
Review by mikkel abel PATRON 1 Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 I'm Kraven a refund Like review 12 likes
Review by Wkyy Wen Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 2days ago I dreamed I was Kraven the Hunter and it's better plotline than this Like review 9 likes
Review by Babis PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 13, 2024 For my next movie, I definitely need to watch an absolute banger. Like review 20 likes
Review by nolan PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 saying that my double feature of this and interstellar combined for 7 stars is a little like saying lebron james and bronny have combined for 41,007 career points Like review 19 likes
Review by vasili PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 maybe martin scorsese was right about comic book movies Like review 22 likes
Review by JackFolla PRO Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 Sony, my dear, making films is not obligatory Like review 20 likes
Review by Meme Lord Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 11, 2024 Sony's Spider-Man Universe died the way it lived, without Spider-Man Like review 19 likes
Review by André PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 11, 2024 This makes Madame Web look like The Godfather. Here you can't even laugh at how bad it is. The only good thing is that this should stop the rumors of this guy being the next James Bond. Like review 152 likes
Review by just ken PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 13, 2022 they heard our prayers, and finally, this spider-man universe without spider-man ends with this. thank u sony for Like review 197 likes
Review by rory PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 10, 2024 girl russell crowe was kraven that paycheck
Review by maddie PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 this movie is purely evil in a way that makes the director and writer devious Like review 60 likes
Review by Gina Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 10, 2024 Oh Ariana DeBose, let's get you a better agent. Like review 39 likes
Review by David Chen PRO Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 11, 2024 Sorry, I just don't think America is ready for a story in which an attractive vigilante with great muscles and abs takes matters into his own hands and starts murdering rich, powerful, evil people that the justice system won't hold accountable. Watch my video review here Like review 308 likes
IT REAMIX THINGS Review by Kit Lazer PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 I honestly thought the abs would save it but they didn't even bust them bad mfers out til it was almost over. Like review 244 likes
Review by noen PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 12, 2024 Making something WAY worse than Madame Web is just insane, not even Aaron Taylor-Johnson with his 6 pack could save. Like review 319 likes
Review by jonathan fujii PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 Watched Dec 10, 2024 One of those special kind of movies that remind you society is crumbling Like review 806 likes
Review by anto PATRON Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 11, 2024 I'm happy because I've just read this: Kraven the Hunter is going to be the last movie of Sony's Spider-Man Universe Like review 362 likes
Review by Lynoss Kraven the Hunter 2024 1/2 Watched Dec 12, 2024 I had seen the first trailer hundreds of times over the past year and a half, The full movie just feels like an extended cut of that trailer for another version of Kraven that has been delayed 3 months Like review 5 likes

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