59 Funny Tweets About Mental Health to Bring to Your Therapist

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59 Funny Tweets About Mental Health to Bring to Your Therapist

Contrary to popular misconception, therapy isn’t about fixing your “broken” brain — it’s about making your therapist laugh.

Sure, your sessions may help you unlearn unhealthy coping mechanisms, work through childhood trauma and, of course, parse what, exactly, your partner meant when they said they were “fine” and slammed the door, but the ultimate purpose of therapy is to workshop your best bits. After all, you’re paying for the time. You should get to decide what to do with it. 

So whether you’ve mastered the in-therapy tight five or still find yourself asking “How do you feel about that?” in regard to your newest routine, two things are certain: Mental health is a joke, and these tweets need to be added to the DSM-6.

SIMONE Follow ... @parasocialyte Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist 1:54 PM Jul 2, 2024 3.1M Views 62 9.2K 66K 1.7K
holiday cheermeister Follow ... @gardeinqueen when ur card declines at therapy- name the last time u have been within 100ft of a licensed therapist 11:59 AM Feb 8, 2024 . 2.4M Views 295 10K 82K 1.1K
ely kreimendahl Subscribe ... @ElyKreimendahl therapist: why did you do that me: ummm i don't know babe u tell me 6:12 PM Oct 4, 2022 96 19K 175K 1.6K
yan Follow ... @yanmarrese éeee gata the worst person you know is getting their side of the story validated by their therapist rn 11:40 AM Jan 16, 2023 1.7M Views 203 7.8K 36K 1K
latke ... @latkedelrey when i was a teenager my mom tried to come with me to therapy and get the therapist to tell me to stop dressing like a little goth bitch and the therapist looked at my mom and was like i mean... it's a pair of doc martens, girl 3:33 AM Sep 18, 2023 1.6M Views 54 1.5K 54K 862
redacted Follow ... @aquariusdays whatever gets her into that therapist's office ugh @ughfinewhatever - Feb 5 imagine your card declines at therapy so they bring out your mom 2:40 PM Feb 6, 2024 9.8M Views
Catie Stewart Follow ... @catrionastew Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man Dear Client, I'm reaching out to let you know that I'm off the grid and bad weather may prevent me from getting back to service until Thursday 9/7 or Friday 9/8. I'm safe and have plenty of resources, I just can't move until weather conditions improve. Unfortunately this means that I may need to cancel sessions for this week. If you don't hear from me by the day before our scheduled session, please assume that we're not meeting this week and we'll resume next
Sean Becker Follow ... @Sean_Becker THERAPIST: In healthy relationships, couples aren't afraid to ask questions in the bedroom ME (having sex): babe what's the capital of azerbaijan? 9:20 PM.May 20, 2024 3.8M Views 213 6.4K 68K 3.2K
... charles r. davis @charizardavis my therapist gave me this and said, that's you IN CASE OF FIRE USE STAIRWAY TO EXIT DO NOT USE ELEVATOR TEPT 911 2:56 PM Sep 12, 2024 . 52.6M Views
jen merritt!!! @jenniferm... 10/31/24 ... no one wants to confront this truth but taco bell once a month has done more for my mental health than any amount of wellbutrin 8 266 3,956 del 136K
m @777GEM1N1.21h ... couples therapy at any age younger than like 26 is absurd to me Like girl u should be in the club........ literally just go to the club 5 1.7K 10K 297K
harls S duda @jackietaylorsgf 18h where's homosexual tendencies and autism Cosmic Daily Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel 1d 'INSIDE OUT 2' will reportedly feature Anxiety, Embarrassment, Ennui and Envy as the new emotions in Riley's head. Bill Hader (Fear) and Mindy Kaling (Disgust) will reportedly not return due to contractual issues. (via @CanWeGetToast) 6 533 8.5K 268K
jadyn.com @stnkyfrtprncss 1d ... iMessage Today 1:53AM | miss u sm Read 1:53AM | would love for you to go to the fucking psych ward like actually u need mental help 190 13.1K 137K 3.2M
nova @comfypill 23h ... sorry for acting mentally ill, it's because i have mental illness 32 2.5K 7.8K del 110K
KYNDOLL @kynthekyd - 18h when i told my psychiatrist i need to be reevaluated bc i dont think im bipolar anymore and he said thats what a bipolar person would say 74 909 12K 176K
small marzipan pig @teethfee... 13h ... investigating ways to make my mental health worse. so far I've tried 18h of daily screen time, not speaking to loved ones, and smoking loads of weed. any tips? 133 521 6,917 del 97K
Ojichan @Jahquari.21h ... I told my grandma I needed to get off the phone bc I have therapy she gonna say ok, have fun crazy 195 5,150 63.6K 2M
Iris/ @Iris_Descent_.1d ... G my brother has my brother has - Google Pesquisar my brother has a very special attack my brother has autism 67 2,850 34.7K 990K
Benny @SlippinBenny-1d ... Ok Seek help from professionals trained in mental health care. 171 8,699 126K del 2.7M
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmoll... 5h ... Do you know who had all these things? Patrick Bateman holistic mami @LeAri... 1d my hot take is i don't think anybody should be dating until their shit is together. eating healthy, working out regularly, having a morning routine, a spiritual practice, a therapist, finan... 14 126 1,745 81.8K
no context memes @weirdda... 1d ... Sweatpants Scare @House_Feminist Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression random-jot Follow Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health. 199 10.2K 123K 2.4M
wild (tiktok) screenshots @wildtiktokss 1d You're in her dms but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes in order to figure out if either of US have autism гагоя 151 5,473 77.9K 3.5M
jacky @jackywontsee 21h ... NEVER JUDGE SOMEONE WITHOUT KNOWING THE WHOLE STORY HE'S so HE'S so NEGATIVE WEIRD... High BRUSTELL Functioning Autism Fat Nuts This One is Just a Rock Faded off that Josh 15 2,603 27.5K 897K
yung zoë @yungkitty404. 1d ... We have to protect the right to be goth DOB BBC News (World) 000 NEWS NEWS WORLD 5 @... 1d Texas school bans all-black outfits, citing 'mental health' bbc.in/3WT191f 46 4,521 47.5K del 1M
jacques @flamencolambada-7h ... surely got to be a better way to end each section of this Mental Health training course Wow! Well done 11 You passad this quiz with il score You completed Self Harm! CONTINUE You completed Depression! CONTINUE You completed Anxiety! CONTINUE 126 4,969 71.7K 1.4M
Zweil @somethings_awry- 17h As someone with ADHD, I should be legally barred from buying bagged spinach 171 1,061 9,692 del 291K
brandon* @brndxix 1d my apple watch at 2:34am on a wednesday night Mukul Sharma @stu... 6/5/23 Apple Watch will now - - point track your mental health. Highly - Neutral #WWDC23 #watchOS... 53 13.4K 125K 4.3M
sarah rose letter @sarahrosee... .20h ... made my therapist laugh until she had tears in her eyes & fell out of the zoom frame nothing can stop me now i am her favorite this is what peak performance looks like i have won all of therapy 17 104 3,139 55.4K
no name @pradaice 1d ... Trying to look for a new therapist and this list is killing me Expertise Anger Management Anxiety Bipolar Disorder Bisexual Borderline Personality (BPD) 158 3,106 50K 1.7M
hooplah @hooplahails 18h can you just answer the fking question shrooms and adderall All Shopping Videos Images Forums New Help is available Speak with someone today 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline For emotional and substance use support 24/7 Learn more 988 48 1,187 16.9K 596K
ean @SlattSoldier . 1d 2 ... this is frying me bru KEVIN GATES' Comments dyindownsouth 2w Pinned by author I was his audio engineer for a session and he thought i had a terminal illness when i said i 769 was ADHD and then he bowed and shook my hand Reply 20 1K 20K 762K
Hayley McMahon, MSPH, CPH 12h ... Took my ADHD meds and drank a large iced coffee to try to knock out the introduction and methods section of this manuscript and instead just came out of a 90 minute adderall hyperfocus trance where I was in Canva creating a UFO- themed abortion sticker ALT 25 105 2,851 56.5K
JACKIE @SOCKCHARM-23h ... NOT THE AUTISM SPEAKS CEMENT MIXER AGAIN AUTISM SPEAKS CANADA HET 180 1,979 25.4K 457K
sophie amity @amitycityx 1d what are they cooking at the calendar factory transgender day of visibility Sun, Mar 31, 2024 april fools Mon, Apr 1, 2024 autism awareness day Tue, Apr 2, 2024 10 2K 15K 207K
kc @powcampsurvivor - 16h ... turns out i don't actually have autism i'm just weird and not good at hanging out 158 13K 108K 3.3M
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmoll... . 1d ... It's autism acceptance week and we're going to be giving out autism to FIVE lucky winners 160 8,944 57.7K 1.9M
depths of wikipedia @depthsof... 1d ... WIKIPEDIA < Back W Mental health of Jesus Study of the psychological state of Jesus The question of whether the historical Jesus was in good mental health has been explored by multiple psychologists, 5,762 . 2.2M 178 60.4K
rare insults @insultsrare.1 13h pavlo @LaughterHaver I have the best uncle ever! 28 J Cash $500 Go see doctor about autism 136 30.5K 1,275 775K
Kira @mycatmisu 1d ... you guys. please take care of ur mental health because the most evil people i know study psychology im so serious rn 704 27K 167K du 5M
maya @mayaisfiya 14h ... actually i may have just discovered going for a walk.... maya @mayaisfiya 15h i've found the key to mental health is having 2 hours per day designated urban time where you hang out in a mixed use area and explore/ contemplate. trust me 38 3,389 57.1K 2.1M
WHITE bug spray cody @aevris_ 17h ... the weighted blanket isn't enough i need to be put in a contraption Ads . Shop small contr Autism Steam Roller 137 5,175 43.8K 1.4M
good reddit @GoodReddit - 12h ... Agumo 4y 1 Award pen in left hand wtf do you have autism? + Reply -65 WhiteCatOsu ОР 4y 1 Award pen in left hand wtf do you have autism? Im lefthanded + 72 88 2,019 50K 1.2M
madison @node_messenger . 2 20h 8 how it feels to eat on adderall Synekura Audio @synekura_audio - 1d Marzena Nowak, 'Bread with Soil', 2017 12 207 3.4K 198K
coffee @eventualforever 2h bug 4/27/23 computr @love pussy from a girl that needs adderall to clean her room 6 111 442 37K Johnkahn Follow @johnkkahn Had that relationship. We barely fucked and her room was full of cereal. I loved her 1 12 338 7.3K
b @communemami - 2 22h Can't stop thinking about this... his mind is so beautiful What's anemic anyway Oh that's like adhd for blood 2:56 AM 7 39 374 20K
kevin @psychopimp420.12h ... Today 1:05 AM So how have you been Been pretty good other than kinda dealing W some mental health shite But I just started my Wellbutrin again today and actually had a seriously amazing day Ah Damn that's crazy Can I use your Hulu 2 34 1,274 33.2K
gregory house enthusiast @transcowboy 1d ... WEIRD VAL 3: @autismpills 1d STOP romanticizing autism and START sexualizing it! 175 1K 27K
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi 20h ... i i can't believe i just found this out, but having shawty like a melody in your head isn't normal. this is common within people who have ADHD or autism and it's called internal shawtyolalia, which a lot of neurotypicals don't have 68 5,769 57.8K 1.6M
ALEX PTAK'S TEST KITC... 8/12/24 ... Thank you, AccuWeather app 12 AM RealFeel 68° 0% No Ads FREE 7-DAY TRIAL Try Now Hypersexuality is not infidelity. it's an ADHD responce. You nor. ADHD isn't just being lecty or tunfocused Once you learn the diagnosirand scart managing it umor behavioral paychology the almost instnacht and you almost barget how to wasteaime снос arajain Itavorica by firat discovering your ADIID Typir and theo letting the 1 upfold naturally namering. hou ecory it IX.. 82 939 19.9K 757K
Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia 18h ... If I were a therapist I would tell my patients that I will kill myself if they don't get better. 5 267 3,752 89.3K
levy @1929stockcrash· 2h mumford and sons after 25 mg of adderall CC 17 12K 324 1
Sopranos World @SopranosW... 18h ... doom @erika_doom.1d Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words 11 1,280 13.4K 487K
flamin nora @katierpacker 1d ... good mental health leaving my body now it's getting dark at 5pm 12 4.2K 31.4K del 1M
it's coup for my family @Ghos... 18h ... just a quick reminder that mental is hocus health not pocus Mental health IS not HOCUS POCUS Spooby State & Feets Resources 96 8,234 67.3K 1.5M
bfa agonistes @superloafcat.10h Why are the Talking Heads so good? Does the lead singer of the Talking Heads have autism? 12 300 3,097 84.6K
jess @abolish_jess 1h ... i i was talking to my psychiatrist when the earthquake hit but i didn't want her to put me on antipsychotics so i just didn't acknowledge it 9 242 4,769 del 72K
claire @prettytheyswag• 17h i have love in my heart, lust in my eyes, & autism in my mind 9 768 3,440 del 116K
emily @emilykmay.23h My BFF just got an adhd diagnosis and her therapist suggested that she keep tiny Polaroid photos of all of her friends in her wallet so that she doesn't forget who her friends are 528 4,230 78.5K 2.6M
evil rylee @immrylee.20h I'm sorry your autism makes you weird. Mine makes me funny and better than everyone else. 47 4,589 32.5K del 1.2M

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