20 People Who Made History’s Dumbest Mistakes

Thomas Midgley Jr. made two big mistakes
20 People Who Made History’s Dumbest Mistakes

History is full of smart people accomplishing amazing things. From medical miracles to the scientific breakthroughs that have revolutionized modern life to political leaders who have strategized their way to peace and prosperity, we owe a lot to our celebrated forebears. Even the ones who kind of used their brains for atrocities still deserve some respect, as the Barbie movie taught us.

But history is also full of freaking morons. For every atom bomb, there’s a thousand dummies who can’t tell you exactly what an atom bomb is. That’s fine — we’re not totally clear on it ourselves — but when those people start taking history-changing action, we’ve got a problem. Those problems became all too clear when user UltraAirWolf asked r/AskReddit, “Who made the stupidest and most embarrassing mistake in history?”

Ewok-Assasin 1y ago Hitler invading Russia.
Csj2454 1y ago Chernobyl was pretty bad.
kategoad 1y ago Low stakes, but high embarrassment: Four Seasons Lawn Services.
elbenji 1y ago Surprised no one mentioned the guy who left the door to Constantinople open.
Good_Ad_1386 1y ago The Decca Records exec who decided that The Beatles were not worth signing.
Particular-Echo347 1y ago Blockbuster not investing in Netflix for peanuts. It killed them and the rest is history
-Foxer 1y ago In 1876 Alexander Bell, desperate for money, offered to sell his 'telephone' invention to western union after proving that the device could work over their existing telegraph lines. The price was 100 thousand. Western union declined, saying the telephone was just a toy and would never amount to anything.
killingjoke96 1y ago Edited 1y ago Napoleon going to Russia with somewhere around 500K troops and returning with roughly 10K. The saying goes Never invade Russia in Winter. But the worst of their losses happened in July and quite a few were from disease and heat exhaustion. Water supplies ran low in the July heatwave. Dying of heat exhaustion in Russia of all places.
 1y ago napoleon and the steam engine. A ship that sails by bonfires under its decks?? Away with you, visionist! If not for his shortsightedness we would likely see French be the dominate language in the west.
DankDude7 1y ago Edited 1y ago Those responsible for the loss of a mission to Mars in the mid90s because a team didn't know it was supposed to be working in metric measurements. So the spaceship, all of its money, all of the planning, all of the anticipated data, poof, gone because of a stupid mistake that should've been caught by a process.
 1y ago Nikola Tesla. Не had a contract with Westinghouse to get 1 dollar for every kw of power produced from his system of ac power generation. Westinghouse realized he could never make a profit and asked real to renegotiate that rate. Tesla simply ripped up the contract. If he had agreed to just 10 cents per kw it would have been viable and Tesla would have died the richest man in human history but instead died penniless
Empoleon_Master 1y ago During the Revolutionary War in the US (I think that's the proper war's name) a spy scouted and saw George Washington crossing the Delaware River, he tried bringing the report to his commanding officer, who waived him off because he was in the middle of a poker game. Said commanding officer was found dead the next day with the report still in his coat pocket.
GrouchyMary9132 1y ago The guys that accidentally brought down the Berlin Wall by declaring at a press conference that the right of freedom to travel was effective immediatly which was not at all what the GDRs political party had wanted - which led to thousands of people rushing to and overwhelming the borders and in the end to the reunification of Germany. It was a small mistake but with a great outcome.
meganetism 1y ago I've scrolled for a while and haven't seen anything about Mao Zedong ordering an eradication of sparrows from China in 1959. Sparrows were believed to be pests that ate grain so the authorities started a campaign to eradicate them, along with some other perceived pests. The eradication worked. Unfortunately the sparrows, while they do eat some grain, also play a critical role in controlling the insect pests that cause crop disasters of a biblical scale. The next year, locusts boomed without their sparrow predator and took the crops, initiating a famine that killed 15 million people. China
StarbuckTheThird 1y ago The captain of U-1206. During WWII, it was fitted with a high pressure toilet system that was so complex flushing it required a trained technician to do it. So one day it was out on war patrol when the captain needs to use it. Unfortunately, the number 2 he pinched off was of considerable stench, so out of embarrassment, he attempts to operate the flushing mechanism himself. Unfortunately he botches up the sequence of valves needed to successfully operate it, and ends up causing water to leak onto the batteries used to power the ship whilst underwater
Not-sure-wtf-1-am 1y ago Edited 1y ago During the Spanish-American War, the US decided to take Guam so they showed up with a bunch of gunships and fired a warning shot to say This is your last chance to surrender peacefully. There was no response. Then, a small Spanish ship started rowing up to the American fleet and when they got there, a representative said Hi! Welcome to Guam! We saw that you fired your guns to salute us and we would have saluted you back but unfortunately we ran out of gunpowder and nobody has been by to restock us.
WackHeisenBauer 1y ago Franz Ferdinand's lead driver that took a wrong turn on the way to the hospital to see victims of the original assassination attempt on the Archduke. They inadvertently brought Ferdinand directly to his assassin leading to...well the 20th and 21st centuries of war and death.
barriedalenick 1y ago Thomas Midgley Jr. made two of the biggest. Не was one of the early pioneers of chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) - compounds that became widely used in industry - and which were destroying the ozone layer. Не also invented leaded gasoline and insisted that it was safe to use.
Fresh-Hedgehog1895 . 1y ago My personal favourite is New Zealand prime minster Robert Muldoon getting drunk in his office one night and then calling a snap election. Two weeks later, his government was voted out of office.
aunomvo 1y ago Edited 1y ago Hegelochus. Не was an actor performing the play Orestes by the famous playwright Euripides. In the dramatic climax the king he was playing lay dying and is supposed to say after the storm I see again a calm sea as he expires. Не mispronounced the word galén as galên changing the line to after the storm I see again a weasel. This embarrassing mistake happened in 408 ВС. It is the only thing we know about Hegelochus. It was so humiliating and so widely mocked that we're still talking about it two thousand four

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