20 of the Most Pitiful Characters of All Time

Ted from ‘Scrubs’ is always miserable
20 of the Most Pitiful Characters of All Time

Scientifically speaking, there’s a finite number of people that you’re capable of considering people, and a good percentage of those slots are probably fictional characters. That’s not your fault — those characters are explicitly designed to be more interesting than any of your neighbors or coworkers. You want to be friends with them. You’ve probably had a full-on crush on one of them. There’s a fictional death that hit you harder than that of someone you actually knew — not well, mind you. Your cousin’s wife’s best friend who you met at a Christmas party two years earlier. How was she supposed to compare to Sirius Black?

That means there’s all sorts of emotional tricks screenwriters can play on you. They can actually make you feel bad for someone who a) doesn’t exist, and b) they’re torturing on purpose. It’s kind of like watching a sock puppet beat up another sock puppet and getting mad at the first one, when it’s just one guy punching himself. Nevertheless, when one Redditor asked r/AskReddit, “Which fictional character do you genuinely feel sorry for?” Redditors somehow found plenty of leftover pity within themselves.

flosiraptor 9y ago Boromir. Poor confused Boromir.
rebelrebel9 9y ago How has nobody said Eeyore! He's seriously depressed!
PhesteringSoars 9y ago What? No Rogue and not being able to touch anyone without risking killing them?
VictorBlimpmuscle 9y ago King Kong - he was doing just fine on Skull Island...
brungo 9y ago The shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Made my stomach turn as a kid.
dankblazak 9y ago wendy from the shining. nobody treats her well the whole movie
Roadworx 9y ago Tom from Tom and Jerry. Jerry is such an antagonistic shit, and Tom is just trying to live his life.
Blondemaple11 9y ago Ted from scrubs, the only time he seemed happy was with Gooch and that went to shit
AviatorDan 9y ago Obi Wan. Dude's been through a lot
aimlessinwonder 9y ago Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad.. Each season my heart ached more for him.
sega31098 9y ago Meg Griffin. The abuse for laughs was funny at first, but then it got increasingly cruel and unfunny.
 9y ago Piggy in Lord of the Flies. Не gets me every time. Poor Piggy.
 9y ago I feel really sorry for Butters. Of all the awful parents in South Park, I think Steve and Linda Stotch are the worst. Tweak's are pretty awful, too.
zulu-bunsen 9y ago Simon Petrikov from Adventure Time. Trading sanity for safety in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland to keep a random girl you found safe is pretty damn deep
Im_a_god_damn_otter 9y ago The assistant from Jurassic world. The most brutal and drawn out death in the franchise for no clear reason other than she sucks at taking care of kids who actively tried to ditch her.
 9y ago The Warden from Holes. She never had any friends. She was raised by her grandfather who forced her to work in the desert her entire life and through holidays. Even when she was arrested and watched her whole life crash down, she just wanted to see the treasure. And she was denied. She probably got out of prison after a few years. Got a shitty job a grocery store or something and lives alone in a shitty apartment. Maybe she drives by Stanley's house every once in a while and sees his giant house with his family
no-h 9y ago There's a short story I read in school about an old lady on the first day of spring who gets dressed up to go to the park. She even pulls out her beautiful fur scarf, and the narrator goes on for some time about how lovely it is, and how she is so proud of it even though it's falling apart. She goes to the park and sits on a bench and watches the people, and thinks about how she and all the people are connected, how they all play their parts in each other's lives even
BustedHighmen 9y ago Carrie from the Steven King book and original movie. All she wanted was to be happy. But she got bullied so hard at school only to come home to a crazy religious mother who ended up killing her. Plus if I remember correctly the house she and her mother were in got sucked into hell. Poor innocent girl.
justgonnarage 9y ago Wilson from House, M.D. Не was a leading oncologist who dedicated his life to help save others, especially House. After all that, he was diagnosed with terminal cancer, the disease he had cured in others hundreds of times before, in his early 40s and is assumed to have died from it. :(
Vironica2468 9y ago All the servers and butlers in Beauty and the Beast. THE FUCK DID THEY DO WRONG YOU WEIRD OLD HOT CURSE LADY?

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