22 Commercials That Made People Want to Wipe the Product From Existence

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22 Commercials That Made People Want to Wipe the Product From Existence

Picture it: You’re just minding your own business in your dramatically lit, black and white, dangerously unstable world, and suddenly you see an incredibly annoying commercial. It’s loud, repetitive, its script is offensive to God, and it has a jingle that you have no choice but to sing under your breath for the next three days. But dammit if the next time you need an item in that category, you don’t reach for that product. 

Advertising is the devil, but it also works.

Except when it doesn’t. Sometimes, a commercial is so bad that, no matter how good the product is, viewers will deliberately choose not to buy it, if not outright boycott it until the company’s C-suites learn the value of not pissing people off. That’s why, when user sasquatch_99 asked r/AskReddit, “What commercial is so bad, it has the opposite (effect) on you and you'd never buy their product?” people had lots of promotional grievances to air.

mrb11n 5y ago HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD HEAD ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
GangsterFap 5y ago THE CHAMP IS HERE!
Moctezuma_93 5y ago Edited 5y ago A COFFEE STAAAAIIIINNN... ON MY WHITE SHIIIRRRRTTT.... Can anyone teach me how to make the letters obnoxiously big?
Allustar1 5y ago That one commercial of a tech company trying to do the Here come Dat Boi meme. Absolutely disgusting.
aerwrek 5y ago Kidz Вор. Wow, thanks for the samples. I now know these CDs are terrible and shouldn't be purchased.
tbone56er 5y ago I cannot stand the Wayfair commercial where the couple is singing the jingle. I hate it so much.
Octavia9 5y ago Edited 5y ago Poop yogurt. I'm not buying any food that markets itself that way. Jamie Lee Curtis, it's gross.
LeaveltToYourGoat 5y ago Those Chevy real people, not actors commercials are the absolute worst.
wumbopower 5y ago That... Acura I think? Commercial where the girl quits her job and buys a brand new car. What kind of dumbass do you have to be?
Tracyannk28 5y ago The Lexus December to Remember holiday ads - where one spouse buys a brand new Lexus for the other spouse. Now, I'm not anyone's spouse, but I'd like to think such an extravagant purchase warrants a discussion with one's spouse, right? Fuck those commercials
TheLeperLeprechaun 5y ago Most fragrance ones make zero sense. The one with Johnny Depp in is ridiculous. It goes something like: What am I looking for? drives through desert Something I cant see Buries his jewellery in the sand I can feel it Sauvage by Dior
VoidZero52 5y ago The slogan for KIND bars is ingredients you can see and pronounce and I fucking hate how anti- intellectual that is, as though there's any link between how easy a word is to pronounce and how healthy it is??? The worst part is I've had one before as a free sample, and it was delicious. But I refuse to buy them. Makes me want to overdose on some some dihydrogen monoxide
notallthatimportant 5y ago All of the Progressive ads. I'm just so sick of Flo, her stupid jokes, her voice, her haircut and aggressive lipstick. I will never buy any progressive insurance because of her ads.
Uacatt 5y ago The State Farm Don't Mess With My Discount lady. The bitch is so annoying, I am starting to sour to anything State Farm related.
Juturna_ 5y ago The what's a computer? apple commercial from a while ago. Turned me off of their products for no other reason. That one line pissed me off so much lol
StandupGaming 5y ago There was a Pop tart ad where a Peanut Butter Pop tart and a Jelly Pop tart had a baby, and then a nurse came and ate the baby in front of them. Haven't had the slightest urge for Pop tarts ever since.
Theearthhasnoedges 5y ago Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach diarrhea! Hey Pepto Bismol! And that stupid fucking dance to go with it too. No thanks pepto. I'd rather fucking shit myself.
neenamonners 5y ago Edited 5y ago I despised that horrible Doritos ad with the creepy puppy-monkey-baby amalgam. I get that Super Bowl ads are gimmicky by nature, but what the fuck was that meant to achieve? Now Doritos are associated with that ad for me and I hate it.
TheCompetentOne 5y ago The skittles commercial where the giraffe is eating the rainbow and the guy is milking the giraffe, but skittles are coming out. Then he eats them and laughs. I don't want to eat skittles that come out of a giraffe.
shadetreephilosopher 5y ago Every Kiss Begins With Kay, every three minutes during a football game. I only have a certain amount of happy tears to give.
Z_witha_ZED 5y ago The Charmin commercial with the cartoon child bear singing. My heinies clean, oh yes my heinies clean! Shudder. I can't even look at the package at any supermarket.
This_Friggen_Guy 5y ago Cascade dish soap. They use the phrase dish issues instead of the very obvious dish-ues. I'll literally never buy their product because of this

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