40 Breathtaking Statistics That’ll Have You Begging for CPR From the Nearest Mouth on This Subway Car

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40 Breathtaking Statistics That’ll Have You Begging for CPR From the Nearest Mouth on This Subway Car

We hope you have a brown paper bag close by, because these shocking stats will get you panting. 

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Okay, so a quick Google search has revealed that the experts seem split on the matter. That didnt help much at all. If you think it helps, go for it. If not, maybe just hope you dont hit your head on the way down to a seat. Either way, youll have to find some coping technique quickly. These are comin in hot!

Waiting

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Volunteer Firefighters

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