50 Funny Tweets About the Weather That Are Lighting Up Our Radars

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50 Funny Tweets About the Weather That Are Lighting Up Our Radars

While we send our gratitude to ExxonMobil for providing us with 70-degree days in November, it’s getting a little difficult to tell what season it is these days. Thankfully, a Twitter user has informed us that there’s still one surefire way to differentiate between summer and winter: the food. Summer is all about eating “tangible shapes,” like hamburgers and hotdogs, and winter is for foods you “can’t hang on the wall,” like soups, stews and casseroles

In any event, as we travel the unseasonably sunny roads ahead, we have these hilarious tweets to spark a little laughter, including those about the war on Big Heating, the weather that warrants a recess break at work and the allure of having a Victorian Woman Autumn.

garfield super fan @lesbiancarl... 1 1d ... fuck it, unsilences your hills IGN @IGN.2d Silent Hill 2 Remake mods can remove all the fog and make the town bright and welcoming. bit.ly/481vLjU Park 125 14.7K 168K 2.8M

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Avy @NOTAVYVERT.1d ... POL S Me after liking her sunset story instead of her bikini one so she thinks I'm different 90 2,683 39.7K 882K

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vya @phhribbons 21h trying to keep a tote bag on your shoulder while wearing a puffer jacket danny @beyoncegarden - 3d name something harder than this C t I FITNESS 0:05 134 14K 153K 5.3M

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handy andy @andrewasei 1d ... The democrats with their weather machine 52 4,987 61.3K 1.1M

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paisley. @danstille. 1d ... anyone else's big brother text them like an unwilling roadman situationship Yo Blud Outside hiii grabbing jacket is it cold Read 6:02 pm Sorry g think you accidentally texted me instead of opening weather app 29 6,636 229K 4.2M

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Normal Stephen @LeFagge • 7h ... absolute titan of a YouTube comment @TheAutisticEdu... 1 year ago My brother and I body-surfed the huge 30-foot waves during the Sydney storm in May 1974. I was 13 and he was 18. We had no fear as we are both Autistic 2 13 Normal Stephen @L... 10/25/24 Bought $400 of bodysurfing equipment and just tried it for the first time and didn't really like it 3 458 9,707 234K

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madeline odent Follow ... @oldenoughtosay remember that time I ruined my husband's proposal because it was cold and I refused to go walk down and look at the lake anyone else play themselves 8:52 AM Nov 3, 2024 549.7K Views 184 258 12K 528

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Olivia @nellgwynnes.6h This is a real line from Mil*ie В***y Brown's new novel lol The first page opens with the clunker: It was hot - the kind of heat that makes you long for the weather to cool down. This is followed by about 150 مصحص on 73 609 4,710 del 699K

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82Flows @82Flows 1d Chicago in nice weather the funniest place on earth. I JUST walked outside and somebody had a megaphone in a Jeep and yelled boy yo back big as hell I ain't even get a chance to respond. A drive by roast smh 39 637 2,445 129K

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Guy Who Tells Hartnett He's i... 23h ... I was so high on adrenaline after rewatching Twister that I was looking up how to be a storm chaser and every article was like this is a hobby, not a job. no one will pay you to do this you fucking moron 18 123 2,658 del 54.2K

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falconia @FVLCXNIV.21h once the weather is nice that grill starts to talk to u like the green goblin mask с ripford @cripfordperhaps. dd x.com/cripfordperhap... 16h soapmanwun di Young Thug Millions E fuc it! 6 am asada 11 1.3K 16K 405K

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sj @barbiefuneral 1d if you're cold, they're cold too. bring them inside. 192 4,188 31.1K 1.3M

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Sam Parker @samprkr . 23h DE Don't show this to NYT Connections @holobody.1 1d Shout out to the top 5 systems in the world. Buddy, weather, honor, solar, and nervous 19 2.9K 68K 3M

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mrs papaw @mrsballs69 17h oz .. - Chekhov was so real for this What a fine weather today! Can't choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself. - Anton Chekhov, 1860- 1904, Russian writer 9 2,068 13.4K 314K

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General Will @GamecockW... 15h ... Sorry fellas, can't go to the bar tonight POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.1 19h The Weather app is down. 34 2,984 98.8K 4M

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emilio @emilio_oilime.21h i don't fucking know girl @Locati... ...22h Epic Maps Why is papua new guinea a very tropical island while northern australia is arid ? 24 985 29.2K

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mae b (a fish) @realaxolotl.20h i hope they intendo fix it AllGamesDelta @AllG... 9/5/18 'N' letter from the logo at Nintendo's Kyoto HQ is gone due to yesterday's typhoon intendo 131 6,766 80.4K 1M

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Adam @G0ADM 2d Imagine the insurance underwriter that sold flood insurance to a city in the middle of the desert thinking it was the easiest money in the world seeing this in his inbox this morning prephero 164 6.2K 86K 2.5M

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Liv @Liv_Agar 1d My dad said that when he went back to Serbia during the summer it was really hot on the busses but that when he tried to open the windows everyone would yell at him because they though the breeze would kill you 156 606 23.1K del 1.7M

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MC Squared @mcsquared34. 1d bred menace 18 @averincm the problem with solar is we can't monopolize the sun or make it scarcer than it is MIT Technology Review @techrevi... -2d The problem is that solar panels generate lots of electricity in the middle of sunny days, frequently more than what's required, driving down prices-sometimes even into negative territory. Show this thread 417 29K 266K 3.8M

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ave runner @megalodummy-3d ... WHO GOT a pool CALL ME I too hot 15 4,236 32.7K 774K

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Karli Marulli @karlimarulli-1 19h its so hot i can smell each material my apartment is made of 2 204 5,339 del 107K

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@ijustbluemyself. 21h Thank you Exxon Mobil for the 65 °sunny day in February 11 12K 1.4K 236K

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MILLIY N @blackhautte. 1d ... just got my ceiling fan installed, no more being hot MITHIGAL HTS THCK THAT 733 3,180 52.9K del 2.7M

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tate @50FirstTates . 1d can't hang today got a lot going on March = + S M T T W F S 10 12 13 15 16 11 14 W11 Thursday March 14, 2024 9 AM 9:53 AM- wake up 11AM wonder what cruel god would allow me to feel this way Noon 1PM 2PM realize it's 70 degrees out 3PM lay in the sun like a cat, feeling alive for the first time 4PM 5PM 6PM 10 5.3K 41K 901K

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game ideas company llc @bo... 17h ... !! Tornado warning !! But it will not touch you as long as you've never done anything evil 7 210 1,836 49.7K

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lachlan @fartandsoul_.20h ... CC me when i get struck by lightning OL nitsi I succession broadwa... 1d Kieran Culkin and Jesse Eisenberg at yesterday's A Real Pain panel! via: hollywood elsewhere 11 706 23.9K 948K

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Doth @DothTheDoth-17h Having a victorian era woman autumn (becoming isolated and weird) 23 3,518 12.9K del 276K

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Mike F @DeputyWarlock·20h summer is the season for eating clearly defined shapes. hamburger. hot dog. pizza. winter is primarily for foods you couldnt hang on the wall. stews and casseroles. autumn is a transitional period because you have big turkey leg but also stuffing 24 1,493 20.3K 503K

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sorrel @Sorrelish 20h The 'people' in question: Metro @MetroUK 1d Thunder and lightning over London left people 'worried the world was ending' trib.al/EleiOnZ 14 293 9,685 256K

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alejandra @mtzxale 19h at the TWISTERS screening and they're playing rain and thunder sounds in the theater, a person in a cow costume is here - this is what cinema is all about folks 45 3,739 56.8K 984K

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sophie @netcapgirl . 1d souryogurt64 Follow Self-fulfillment needs nt Psychological having a cool needs jacket to wear when the weather Basic starts getting needs cold mgflip.com 45 2,636 32.2K 640K

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party mom @fifimcfae. 1d ... and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october 1K 51K 427K 6.5M

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casey @kc4congress. 1d ... it's cold as FUCK outside IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN AUTOMATIC DOOR 92 15.4K 170K 3.1M

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz. 1d ... (putting my jacket over a woman's shoulders) I'm actually really cold now haha. It's ok though. Oh wow it's super cold. Oh my god 119 8,118 137K 2.5M

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Mike Townsend @townsendy... 20h ... Very cold in my flat. I wont be turning my heating on though. Duvet on the sofa, fleece over my jumper, hot water bottle in bed, I could go on. Big Heating has no idea the lengths I will go to keep my body warm before I give them a penny of my money. Im prepared to die for this. 15 131 2,520 del 162K

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depths of wikipedia @depths... 22h ... 148 years ago today! WIKIPEDIA The The Kentucky meat shower From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Kentucky meat shower was an incident occurring for a period of several minutes between 11 a.m. and 12 p.m. on March 3, 1876, where what appeared to be chunks of red meat fell from the sky in a 100-by-50-yard (90-by-45-meter) area near Olympia Springs in Bath County, Kentucky. 12] There exist several explanations (from the plausible blood rain to the not so plausible vulture ejecta) as to how this occurred and what the meat was. 128 2,520 23.2K 1.2M

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Roxy @RoxyTall 19h You'll be at work talking to an older coworker like we've had record heat & this is the first October Mt Fuji ever had no snow also it now gets so hot that animals just die en masse and your coworker will be like good! I love when it's hot and hate when it's cold 294 6.3K 87K 1.3M

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Cock Pornis @QuantumSeppu... 15h ... This guy is fucked up. This guy would rather stand in the rain than under an umbrella. This guy is seriously messed up in the head @Disc... 20h 4F DiscussingFilm New look at Joaquin Phoenix in 'JOKER 2'. 72 3,429 45.4K 1M

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jackie @chimp_simp 23h She keeps begging to go outside and sit in the rain so she can then beg to come back inside and have towel time (her fav) 18 626 19.3K 364K

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Nate @thenatewolf.14h I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while. 10 1,548 11.4K 186K

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swamp hag @potato... 2d ... i love how bad europeans are at american geography. my therapist just asked if my family was going to be affected by hurricane milton. my family lives in new jersey. 747 3,912 115K 3.3M

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj 16h ... People will look back on this in 20 years when it's 90 degrees in April and Miami had been evacuated and say yes this was worth it torn @tornagraphy. 1d LUMA TikTok @ edit.demon11 GOONING is U 0:17 6 122 1.4K 46K

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W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94.2d ... Me as soon as the weather hits 70 degrees consistently Cidre STELLA ARTOIS Cidre TMAPPEAN STYLE DELL 24:38 Day Drinking and Smoking Cigarettes in a Public Park at 2pm jacobfuckingjones 106K views days ago 183 15K 151K 5M

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Ash @AshPFC41 19h can't wait to take this route to uni tomorrow! . London Reading Gillingham are Guildford A34 Royal Tunbridge Wells Winchester 1 hr 1 min .Eastbourne Worthing Bournemouth Strait Of Dover Channel 7 Cherbourg- en-Cotentin Le Havre Rouen Pereneturel 11 hrs 7 min € Avoids Severe Rain Caen Warning . Evreux N158 E402 A88 nt-Malo A28 N 154 187 1,941 101K 2.4M

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JL @JackPLamb.2 21h ... CELTICS Your employer should give you a recess 33 break if it is 60 degrees or warmer 23 4,307 44.1K du 976K

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kira @kirawontmiss 14h why she got a hurricane radar on her head Gabriel !j fã da vy e do pabs @goldeilishgirl . 1d Billie Eilish via Instagram stories 901 23.3K 259K 15.2M

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chris @ATR3IDES 1d they look like they're about to tell me if its going to rain in my city FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d Mike Faist, Zendaya and Josh O'Connor for 'CHALLENGERS' press 26 5.2K 132K 3.2M

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@FSUmollz.22h Molly Don't shoot your gun at the hurricane the government says. I'll do my own research thanks 29 464 9,754 390K

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biscuit halifax 19h @ jerry icy Follow @dangerousneil ppl keep talking about how it's supposed to rain and i said i heard it's never going to rain again & someone # asked me what my problem was 5 924 10.9K 247K

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