50 Funny Movie and TV Tweets Worthy of a Five-Star Letterboxd Review

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50 Funny Movie and TV Tweets Worthy of a Five-Star Letterboxd Review

Here’s a familiar scenario: After months of seeing tweets, interviews and targeted ads flooding the timeline, you finally buy a ticket to WickedGladiator II, or if you’re still not over Barbehneimer, the Glicked double-feature. 

“Oh, I’ll have plenty of time before the movie starts,” you think to yourself as you pull into the AMC parking lot. Yet after walking into the theater, grabbing some popcorn from the concession stand, and finding your seat, you realize that there were only two previews, and you’ve missed the first 10 minutes of the movie. 

While you can’t force movie theaters to play a consistent number of trailers or exactly follow the showtimes that they advertise, there’s still one thing you can do: laugh at the tweets about this, and all the other absurdities that come with going to the movies, like crafting the perfect Letterboxd review, or witnessing the beauty of a five-star three-star movie. 

Nicole Kidman was right, we do go to that place for magic — and the opportunity to bond with unemployed strangers at a Wednesday matinee.

gal kilmer @beepupkin 5d ... pov you turn to me at the cinema after we watch the worst trailer ever put to screen 16 1.2K 19K 503K

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bigsock @biggersocks 21h ... Me making sure you're enjoying it You being forced to watch my favorite movie boredpanda.com 247 11.5K 89.8K 2.7M

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tgm. @TGM_007.19h OMG you should watch FRIENDS, it's so funny!! Me watching FRIENDS: ija 428 10.2K 62.2K 1.3M

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Richard Newby-Newish Acc... 20h ... The flat-Earth thing makes so much sense now. She's never seen a Universal Studios logo. The Hollywood Handle 23h Millie Bobby Brown reveals that she doesn't watch many movies: I don't watch movies. People come up to me and say, 'You should definitely watch this movie, it would change your life,' and I'm like, 'How long do I have to sit there for?' Because my brain and I don't even like... Show more

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coffeebeen ... MyDisney Log in or create an account Step Val de UR behow - - - mobile device - continue hulu.com/activate 6FAGSEX Pro When prempted - the activation code Complete of Your TV of be ser up hulu SELT 57 3,632 63.5K 986K

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Luke Mones @LukeMones 1d ... Last night I went to see the new horror movie HERETIC. The theater instead played the Tom Hanks movie HERE. A small number of people complained but the majority of the theater accepted the change. Terrifying insight into human behavior 64 483 12K 425K

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Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh.1 15h ... I love watching movies. Very few things I love more than watching movies. But choosing what movie to watch? WOATed activity. Bottom of the barrel use of leisure time 63 1,092 11K 286K

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Corey Atad @CoreyAtad 22h ... part of the reason i don't use star ratings on Letterboxd is that they can't account for a five-star three-star movie like Twister 94 404 6,240 del 1.3M

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vic @vicloveshorror 1d i hope . these 2 enjoy their alien romulus viewing experience FANDANGO F Alien: Romulus (2024) i More In Thursday, Aug 15 at 7:30 PM SCREEN FRONT OF THEATER x x - - x x x DE x x Y x x - x x x x x x x x x 13 139 2.1K del 29K

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@kissdeegirl . 1d she's so fucking funny hunterschafer ... Liked by quintab and others hunterschafer CUCKOO august 9th @cuckoomovie @neonrated View all 492 comments ayoedebiri I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's not August yet but I'm simply too seated 2 hours ago 67 9.6K 188K 2.1M

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alina @lambfigurines 13h me immediately after the credits of a movie start rolling Liked by selashiloni and 20,957 others martinscorsese_ find me on @letterboxd 4.3K 33K 755K 78

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Midna @IRLAsuka 19h Is my TV some kind of freak or something Hisense @ Roku TV Home Live TV Get in the mood Streaming Store Search Settings 88 2.2K 26K 429K

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AP @amplifiedpoop2. 1d It's called a fucking movie theatre and it already exists Lucas Crespo E @lucas_crespo . 1 1d What if Netflix built theaters for subscribers? NETFLIX 203 22K 229K 4.6M

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mark @mdseeley 22h This AMC women's room sign is cinched for the gods 7 133 2.3K 2M

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wasian doll @soberkravitz. 1d ... Asked my sister for her netflix login in exchange for my max and peacock 43 661 26K 478K

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Neil Bahadur @NeilBahadur 12h ... I respect the way they opened this Imao V Variety @Variety 20h Due to the sheer lack of compelling options, Deadpool & Wolverine is expected to top the box office in its sixth weekend of release. bit.ly/ 476PvIR 10 398 10.6K del 210K

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@jaboukie. 1h i moved out of the city and im so much happier love that for you but i need see a 1970s arthouse film at 2:30pm on a wednesday in theater with 15 unemployed strangers or i will die 13 1,080 9,181 193K

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bethany @fiImgal . 18h ... Image description Martin Scorsese smiling in a cute mirror selfie, and his dog behind him looking evil, like wanting to kill Letterboxd @letterboxd . 18h when you log a five-star movie your mutual can't see yet W ALT 7 1.4K 18K 798K

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LUKE BARNETT @LukeBarnett.20h Hear me out. Call one division HBO. Mainly prestige TV. Another Discovery. Reality, mostly. Keep the big movies under something called Warner Bros. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - dd Warner Bros Discovery is considering splitting in half. The studio would split into 2 different companies, one for streaming& studio assets and one for all cable network assets. (Source: ft.com/content/be716e...) WARNER BROS. WB DISCOVERY 157 3.7K 38K 1.5M

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Aaron Serna @AaronSerna 20h talk to your family. make a plan. be safe POP Pop Crave CRAVE @PopCrave.2 20h 'Cats' is now streaming on Netflix. YOU WILL В E L EVE CATS 61 672 34K 1

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Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSauL... 19h ... Should we still make good movies? We'll have to wait and see how 'Stupid Movie No One Would Want To See' does at the box office NASA Dan Mcfadden/Apple TV+ Can Movies for Adults Still Sell Tickets? 'Fly Me to the Moon' Is a Test. The throwback film is the kind of movie that isn't supposed to succeed in theaters anymore, at least if you listen to franchise-obsessed studio executives. 5 MIN READ 19 254 3,745 90.1K

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ege @egeofanatolia- 11h ... Excuse me? DEADLINE Deadline Hollywood @... 12h As movie theater seats are still damp from Challengers showings, director Luca Guadagnino has already moved on to his next production. deadline.com/2024/07/julia-... 8 551 20.1K 942K

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Notyep Elad @NotyepElad 1d Guy who rates everything on letterboxd ***** just because he's happy he's watching a movie 23 642 3.4K 185K

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Pat @pattbb8.1d ... Me driving home from the theater, pretending I am in the film I just watched 65 2,641 25.3K 625K

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Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas 1d ... They should make a movie theater where you go at the time it says the movie will start at and then at that time the movie starts 318 2,766 67K 1.9M

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figs @figsae 1d DiscussingFilm @Discus... 1d DF The first 7 'SAW' films are now streaming on Disney Disney+ (with Hulu subscription) 126 15.9K 90.9K 3.9M

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catalina @fiImaker 4d ... Me looking for a movie on letterboxd: thw shining Letterboxd: we have no idea what you're talking about. That movie doesn't exist 29 1.7K 41K 780K

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McDad @mcdadstuff. dd When you finally figure out what movie you want to watch and it's not available on any of your 37 streaming services 109 5,482 59.1K 1.3M

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Irishmann Carljob @b... 18h ... hiring british theatre actors is like a cheat code to good television which HBO takes full advantage of 45 1,270 21.1K 696K

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Em @emmasaurustex 4d ... to Me when people come into the movie theater 30 minutes into the film. 94 809 13K del 618K

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DisbussinFilm @DisbussingFilm 9/5/23 DF To avoid properly compensating writers and actors, Netflix is implementing a tip program. At pivotal moments, an option for viewers to tip will appear on the screen. 50% of the tips will be divided among the cast and crew, while the other 50% will be retained by Netflix. Leave a tip? Leave tip? 15% 20% 25% 15% 20% 25% Getter Leave tip? Leave a tip? 15% 20% 25% 15% 20% 25% Comm 541 3K 27.5K 2.5M

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240p slabs @two40ftslabs.1 19h they call him Philip Seymour Hoffman because the seats of the movie theater Fill Up to See More of him Often 26 1,080 13.2K 423K

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Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji • 1d ... When I worked at a movie theater we all purposefully said enjoy your movie after the person paid just to try to get them to say you too so we could laugh at them 17 57 1,227 29.1K

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Rich @Crashhefner. 1d ... Tubi got they taxes question tubi Tubi CHAMPIONS 452 4.2K 40K 1.3M

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Charles Bramesco @intothecre... 3h ... This reads like someone making a pretty good joke about streaming content FILM UPOATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 1d 'NOBODY WANTS THIS' has been renewed for Season 2 at Netflix. 8 543 10.8K 230K

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@globalzaay 16h zaay Vibrator hanging like you finna go in the booth and drop a freestyle lovee @prettyasslovee. 16h what's some good to watch on tubi? tubi 379 8.7K 94K 8.2M

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Pat @pattbb8.22h ... Me and the boys still going to the movies in our 70s high as hell and logging them on Letterboxd after AND THE OSCAR GOES TO MARTIN SCORSESE THE DEPARTED FOR 704 16 8.3K 245K

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alejandra @mtzxale 19h at the TWISTERS screening and they're playing rain and thunder sounds in the theater, a person in a cow costume is here - this is what cinema is all about folks 45 3,739 56.8K 984K

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Rob Humanick @rhumanick 15h 0 When you name your theater the County, you have to be prepared for this to happen once in a while. FUNTY I THE BOYS IN THE BOAT 2 POOR THINGS 3 HERON 4 HOLDOVERS 5 MAESTRO WE REACHED OUR FUNDRAISING GOAL THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING YOUR FAVORITE NONPROFIT THEATER NOS SHOEST 28 1.1K 22K 705K

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kelbin @pissboymcgee.2 23h we want to see you wrestle dinosaurs @Discu... 23h 4F DiscussingFilm Dwayne Johnson says with his new A24 film, he's at a point where I want to make films that matter, that explore humanity, struggle & pain I'm at this point where I want more. I don't mean I want more box office. I mean I want more humanity. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/ news/b...) A24 141 3,227 81.7K 7.3M

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eleanor @dimestorepaglia• 1d r/Letterboxd Join u/thatOnebruv 13h what movie should my wife and i watch on our wedding night Letterboxd getting married next week! we're still trying to decide what would be a good movie to watch together newly wed 6 72 546 2,925 56.8K 2.7M

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285 LaFrederic @285Slim 4h Somebody told you get yo ass up Imaoo AMBEZY @bezy_bby 18h Does anyone really sit in assigned seats at the movie theater?? 34 2,603 23K 920K

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sister laura @lauraw97_.2 22h ... i told one of my office ladies that i'd been to the cinema by myself and she got up and hugged me and whispered you keep your chin up, lovely in my ear i was mortified shannon @shcwtunes. 1d the reaction I get when I tell non movie people that I go to the movie theater by myself,,,,,,,, 18 954 21.5K 1.1M

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austin @ilovefamilyguy 3d ... Took a pic of the only other guy in the theater for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie and forgot my flash was on 95 1,612 35.5K C 1.5M

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kate bush's husband @airbagged - 5h PUT THEM IN KINGDOM HEARTS Urban N Widland - kcal Hall Marathon SA Culture Crave @CultureCrave. 1d Disney is set to buy full control of Hulu for ~$8.6B $ hulu 117 4.9K 2.3M 44.8K

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.2h out: barbenheimer in: saw patrol V Variety @Variety 2h Box Office: 'PAW Patrol' and 'Saw X' to Battle for No. 1 in Crowded Weekend variety.com/2023/film/news... 27 582 3,592 332K

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@ftrafilm 22h bailey new phone is set up with all the essentials 13:01 X Letterboxd x 111 3.9K 45K 773K

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fart @sixscosepoise 1d If you told me these were goblin names Tubi tubi Watch Free Pluto TV pluto Watch tv Free Crackle Watch Free prime video Watch PLEX Watch Free Freevee freevee Watch Free fuboTV fubo Watch Subscription Philo Watch Subscription 49 3,170 37.9K 925K

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Hurt CoPain @SaeedDiCaprio -2 2h ... bro is acting like the money isn't going right back into his bank account JD Dexerto @Dexerto 22 Netflix cofounder Marc Randolph revealed he pays for his subscription NETFLIX 81 3,175 1.5M 57.1K

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