37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 19, 2024

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 19, 2024

The leaderboard at Happy Gilmore 2 is growing by the day. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Dennis Dugan, the original Happy Gilmore director, will reprise his role as pro golf tour commissioner Doug Thompson. Dugan joins familiar faces like Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonaldJulie Bowen and Ben Stiller, as well as new ones like Margaret Qualley and professional golfer John Daly.

In other entertainment news, Apple TV+ released the first look of its newest comedy series from Seth Rogen. The teaser for The Studio shows Rogen as the newly appointed head of an embattled film studio. Rogen will be joined by Catherine O’HaraKathryn Hahn and Ike Barinholtz, and the series will air its double premiere in March, with weekly episodes to follow. This is the second collaboration between Apple and Rogen after 2023’s Platonic, which was renewed for a second season last year.

In the meantime, the timeline is keeping the humor flowing. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a cruise to confuse a baby, divorce soup and an impossible sexual position.

con @radovill . 19h HOW FAKE green lovers LOOK WHEN REAL COME AT THEM 1d @fifa_patel ع The colour green is just so pretty 12 935 8.2K 179K
rosey @thechosenberg.22h Need me a bowl of divorce soup r/soup r/ u/MannInnTheBoxx . 7 7h Found out my wife wants a divorce, made this fire ass Italian sausage and tortellini soup tho. Ball up top 12 125 4.4K 102K
Dustin Putman @DustinPutman 23h ... Me watching Robert Eggers' NOSFERATU at 9:50am on Christmas morning. 0:01 From Megha 6 625 6.9K 124K
gabri @opustheythem.1d ... POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave Timothée Chalamet gets goofy for Rolling Stone. RittlegStoma 107 12K 203K 4M
anná @annxhoss. 9h ... to anyone wondering what it's like going out with a woman over 40. it's not easy. So I'll pick you up from school. Please don't ever say it like that again thank you Why? Is there a problem with an older woman picking you up from school? There is not. I work here. Let's just say you pick me up from work. Okay. See you later after school's done. 2K 162 51K 961K
male leo @inconcel. 18h Why are these getting hotter Rust Belt Kid @rustbeltkid1.20h I put the Christmas tree up - hope you don't mind 244 757 40K 1.3M
Steven Cheah @StevenCheah 17h Jason Kelce looks like a Brooklyn mixologist waiting for your $26 drink order 731 1.4K 46K 1.5M
four @block_iv4 4h Looks like a couple spins left to me but you do you Iced @IcedKnife 22h 1 lost everything goodbye $484.55 -$1,098,645.12 103K 203 5 4.8K
Tomi @tomiwebstr.21h ... N 50 + Lille 3118 people added to Favorites X 13,801 comments Kyle 50 percent 3d Reply 2,361 144 1.6K 11K 341K
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson - 1 17h yeah I dont smoke Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson - 2d 22 1.1K 16K 823K
toe lover @carobunga. 1d she will be hearing from me tn В BUSCH BUS HI LIGH LIGHT USCH LIGHT SCH H BUS BUSC LA HT LIGHT BUSCH LIGHT j@that.clapped.01 447 7K 7 del 214K
wormbuxx @kayteterry - 15h HOW?????? feel in diary 11/ @feelindiary . 3d sucking on her titties while giving her back shots 108 41 2.5K 102K
Chris @citehchris . 1d (with intentions of unconditional love) what's up big dawg CITY 9 1.9K 8.4K 259K
morgue @biopsybimbo 20h ... sorry i cant come in today theres a cat in my house. oh no it's my cat. yeah he's fine. but like he's just there and i want to hang out with him 6 568 3.7K 67K
Mike F @DeputyWarlock.10h my boss is so stupid, i lie to him constantly and he never figures it out. i'll be like no problem sounds good no worries you got it no sweat meanwhile it is a huge problem, it sounds like shit, he should be worried, he does not have it, and i am frequently sweating 7 514 6K 108K
Tyler pronouns idiot Foster @tylergilfoster 10h ... No movie meme has imprinted itself more upon my brain than this one BABE PLEASE Uhhhh I think there was a HAVE SEX WITH murder ME I'M so HORNY 11 255 3.9K 64K
frontier! (C-OMMS OPEN) @scourgefrontier 21h hey are you autistic by any chance oh how did you know 87 1.6K 22K 245K
Noodle @NoodleVEVO. 1d spiking my dad's drink with estrogen so he sneezes more quietly 67 4.2K 80K 1.2M
chelsea @chelcatastrOphe. 1d November 18th? What's next??? November 19th ??? fucking sick. And then November 20th.... 177 27K 184K 2.7M
Patrick @audiohymn 22h People are really going crazy for Gray lula divinia @sunrubberdoll.10h oh my god guys 4.1K 30.9K 406K 41 @takeoffrose 19h dude oh my god 35 194 3.6K 66.3K 41 3K 47K 337K
Bun @bunrxm . 14h Uhhh you know LIZZIES IN THE I'm Irish so not like stoked to the meet BOX the King but.. LMFA00000 you know good for Ridley he cares about that saftin com FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates. 15h Paul Mescal on meeting King Charles: I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities. But it's an amazing thing for Ridley  because I know how i... 0:36 564 7.2K 322K
ridley 2 COMMISSIONS CLOSED @gutt... . 1d ... mother butch nursing her butchlings KEYRACK PLASTIQUE MUNSTSOFF S-BINER ÁSTICO NITE IZE NITE IZE® 20 3.4K 417K 37K
@alley9p 3h questioning how many stars I should give to a movie on Letterboxd @Pistachiosfan 4d What's harder than this? YOUR 'HWIP DECK 0:32 26 1.6K 13K 362K
normie @KellytoyDK.22h whenever I talk to a friend irl and they start talking about old memories of us in school this is what I picture in my head 185 14K 174K del 2.7M
Advit @advitwake. 1 1d ... person who organized the Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest 135 7.7K 152K del 2.2M
audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms 1d newman served i said oh i'm sure Navy service  Newman served United States Navy photograph of Paul Newman 39 65K 828K 2.9K
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat.20h Still a marvel almost 90 years later and they only had to torture and almost kill everyone on set to make it happen Cinema Gems @CINEMAGEMS 1d The Wizard of Oz (1939) 6 2.5K 45K 856K
kay! @smog_fog 1d Imagine being a baby on this cruise and for 4 years its just what you think life is Pop Tung3 Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz.2d A cruise line is currently offering a 4-year trip for Americans who want to skip Trump's second term. 271 6.9K 224K 4M
George Kostal @The_HeftyG . 20h Can't wait for studios to learn to totally wrong lessons from these shows going forward and think the key is to craft compelling original stories in the world of the games with engaging characters when actually it's just to cast Ella Purnell @CultureCrave. 1d Culture Crave #Fallout and #Arcane have been nominated for Best Adaptation at #TheGameAwards 191 9.2K 125K 2.5M
y @ysmammri 21h ... i've NEVER in my life needed to see a peeled pickle. put that mane clothes back on xo @xosctrl . 22h Why are they on TikTok making Hennessy koolaid pickles...... 3.9K 32K 181 1.5M
Glock A Doodle Doo @MySkinIsBeamin - 17h A man came to my job today, and he got his gf $700 worth of makeup and perfume, and when she said it was too much he said it's whatever you want princess, you know that. Now what if I had just k*lled myself in front of them. then what??? 0:10 From ola 215 11K 120K del 2.5M
jame @kloogans 1d ... just vaporized some guy. i don't even care 194 9.3K 132K 2.4M
Lady Emily @GreatCheshire 1d Film Twitter always bemoans the lack of creativity in Hollywood and superhero fatigue and yet when we finally get a truly original piece of blockbuster cinema like Red One you let it flop. Don't blame me when studios stop funding passion projects like this DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.2d 'RED ONE' opens with $34M domestically. Budget was $250M. 1.7K 3.2K 72K 4.9M
festive goblin @slipperygoblin 1d if I get pregnant expect an infographic with my market value and position also sd Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.1 1d Kristie Mewis and Sam Kerr are expecting a baby! Congratulations » soccer donna PREGNANT >> NY Algorand » HAM LONDON KRISTIE MEWIS (33) MARKET VALUE POSITION €50K см 2.8K 89K 44 2 2.5M
skinny vanilla latte, J.D. @can_i_bum_a_fag 20h I thought the guy in the chair locked in and became Obama. VicBlends @vicblends.1 1d 7 years of locking in changed my life 910-538-1258 and 7 162 5.7K 140K
anxiety for breakfast @sarawithastar. dd Me when people come over .... Freckles Feel free to look at all my fab stuff and validate my lifestyle! 11 2K 20K 428K
ali @alialialoalialo.1 1d I need to quit my job so I can focus more on letterboxd 47 3.6K 22K 468K

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