31 of the Funniest Mean Letterboxd Reviews of ‘Red One’

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31 of the Funniest Mean Letterboxd Reviews of ‘Red One’

In a video interview with IMAXDwayne Johnson revealed that he had the opportunity to watch Oppenheimer in the same IMAX theater that Christopher Nolan screens his movies. He even sat in the very seat that the Oscar-winning director prefers. As he was watching one of the greatest feats in cinematic history unfold before his eyes, he thought, “Holy shit. Red One on this screen, with this technology, could be game over.”

Unfortunately for Johnson, it was indeed game over — just not in the way he imagined. Red One has been critically panned, inspiring headlines like “Dwayne Johnson and Chris Evans Save Christmas But Don’t Spare the Audience” and “Red One Is a Big, Bloated Fiasco.” And, of course, the certified haters — also known as Letterboxd users — came out in droves to let their voices be heard. The film is currently averaging a naughty 2.6 rating over nearly 19,000 reviews, with users expressing their gratitude for Judaism and saying the film is part of a Netflix money-laundering scheme. 

Red One may be a lump of coal, but Letterboxd is the gift that keeps on giving.

Review by Gina Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 13, 2024 It's like a one hour long Christmas commercial for coca-cola or something. Like review 4 likes
Review by jamie PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 11, 2024 this must be what a lobotomy feels like Like review 7 likes
Review by Javi PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 12, 2024 I think it's time we start comparing The Rock to Osama Bin Laden. Like review 4 likes
Review by nic :) Red One 2024 Watched Nov 14, 2024 j. k. simmons is asleep for 90% of the film and he still has more charisma than the rock Like review 10 likes
Review by bc525252 Red One 2024 Watched Nov 07, 2024 They took some casting risks, like having J.K Simmons as a buff Santa, Kiernan Shipka as an unlikely villain and The Rock as The Rock Like review 7 likes
Review by AdamAtTheMovies PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 12, 2024 It's called Red One because they only Red One draft of the script before making this Like review 6 likes
Review by Alex McGuire PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 13, 2024 Chris Evans starting to enter the Ryan Reynolds zone of this guy is actually death to culture Like review 8 likes
Review by Cinemase Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 11, 2024 This year's annual recipient of the coveted Film We Do Not Speak Of award I should've known from the moment I saw the product placement for The Rock's new beer brand (or whatever tf he's tryna promote now) Like review 3 likes
Review by Raff Tarantino Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 13, 2024 watched 35 seconds with no sound. pretty much got the gist Like review 6 likes
Review by Jack PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 11, 2024 The highlight of the entire experience was when I accidentally bit my tongue because not only was it surprising, but it actually made me feel something. More than can be said about any film Dwayne Johnson has ever been in. Like review 6 likes
Review by Jasmine PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 11, 2024 sat behind nick kroll so i felt compelled to laugh Like review 10 likes
Review by ella PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 09, 2024 I want my $10 back
Review by OC124 Red One 2024 04 Nov 2024 This looks like it should of been released in 2016... Like review 21 likes
Review by olivia Red One 2024 Watched Nov 13, 2024 $250 million dollar budget and pee bottles for this..... Like review 6 likes
Review by chongtosh PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 12, 2024 don't care about finding santa how about we find chris evans a better agent Like review 9 likes
Review by FilmBroJo Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 06, 2024 To all those Tik Tok idiots feeling nostalgic for and desiring it to be 2015-2019 again, this is for you Like review 22 likes
Review by Jordan Beaumont Anderson PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 11, 2024 Not even bad in an interesting way. Just dull and slow and lame and ugly; the badness of a long bus ride or an accounting convention or renewing your driver's license. The badness of low expectations not being met. Like review 25 likes
Review by Ethan Ethan Red One 2024 Watched Nov 10, 2024 This would be so much better as a South Park episode Like review 18 likes
Review by RYTK Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 11, 2024 This movie looks like a Fortnite battle pass (derogatory) Like review 13 likes
Review by iss PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 11, 2024 another movie where dwayne johnson plays himself Like review 30 likes
Review by PJ PRO Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 03, 2024 so thankful for judaism Like review 93 likes
Review by vasili PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 08, 2024 when one pandemic ends (covid-19) another one begins (red one) Liked 46 likes
Review by Mfundroid Red One 2024 Watched Nov 01, 2024 Huge budget AND a terrible screenplay?! Close enough, welcome back Netflix money laundering scheme! Like review 48 likes
ON Review by alexcolemann PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 11, 2024 Every time I think the human race is capable of something more they do something like this Like review 307 likes
Review by Mr_Bamason PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 05, 2024 Look on the brightside Dwayne, you made a holiday movie worse than Eight Crazy Nights. That's commendable in its own way! Liked 48 likes
Review by timtamtitus PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 07, 2024 can't believe this netflix movie isn't a netflix movie Like review 791 likes
Review by CinemaJoe PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 10, 2024 A movie made for iPad kids to watch on 2x speed while they try to get a Victory Royale fighting in Slurpy Swamp. Like review 2,131 likes
Review by the film drunk PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 10, 2024 Honestly surprised Ryan Reynolds didn't have a cameo in this Seems like the kind of movie he'd show up in Like review 595 likes
- REAMIA THINGS Review by Kit Lazer PATRON Red One 2024 Watched Nov 12, 2024 Some movies leave you in awe of the human spirit, fill you with a wonder at the power of cinema. They remind you of why you love movies so much. This movie will make you want to read a book. I've seen porn with more pathos and gravitas. Krampus made me feel funny. Like review 415 likes
Review by justinwuah PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 06, 2024 chris evans did Knives Out then decided he's never going to be in a good movie ever again Like review 1,018 likes
Review by Sam PATRON Red One 2024 1/2 Watched Nov 09, 2024 Cheers Dwayne, the nans just converted the family to Jehovvah's witnesses because of this. No more Christmas for us. Like review 6 likes

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