20 ‘Modern’ Products That Are Actually Super Old

3D printers aren’t as new as you think
20 ‘Modern’ Products That Are Actually Super Old

Living in the modern world is great. You can eat a mixture of custard frozen right inside your own home, which is heated for the non-custard beings inside, and top it with a bag of candy you got from a machine before rolling on a condom and enjoying some consequence-free sexual activity, disposing of it in a toilet with almost no risk of rodents climbing up to bite your butt, and then 3D print a lighter.

Could some medieval guy do that?

Yes, actually. It turns out all of that technology was available to some medieval guy, or at least a lot earlier than you probably would have guessed. We have ancient recipes for foods we still can’t usually be bothered to make at home, pictures in motion and color long before either was commercially available and even evidence that our ancestors played and fought like modern people. 

Which is why one Reddit user asked r/AskReddit, “What invention is way older than people think?”

Niplets 7y ago Backgammon is over 5,000 years old, chew on that.
Trevor6887 7y ago Toilet paper goes back to China in 300A.D.
pjabrony 7y ago The cheque is older than cash.
 7y ago Firearms. Some of the first things resembling guns were built over 1000 years ago.
 7y ago The Romans gave each other the middle finger.
HammerOn1024 7y ago Roller blades are from the 1700's.
Mr_frumpish 7y ago Billiard balls. First mentioned in 1588.
raven00x 7y ago Coaxial cable, used to deliver cable TV to your home and in early computer networks, was invented in 1880 by Oliver Heaviside.
foolio805 7y ago Canned food was invented in the 1770s, decades before the can opener in the 1850s
ChemicalMurdoc 7у ago The first lighter was invented in 1823, 3 years before matches in 1826. A lot of people assume matches were made first, and usually assume they are much much older.
G33Kinator 7y ago 3D printers have been around since the '80s, but it wasn't until the late 2000's that patents began expiring and small companies could introduce more affordable and less industrial printers to the general public.
egrith 7у ago The vending machine, the Greeks invented a water dispenser that you would put a coin in and it would fall onto a lever, opening the seal and giving you some water.
Lemonwizard 7y ago The ancient Romans (well, the wealthy ones) had central heating in their homes. You can actually still see the pipes in some of the buildings at Herculaneum!
roseyfae 7у ago Haven't seen it mentioned yet so, 3D movies. The first one popped up around 1915 and the first major commercial film in the format was The Power of Love in 1922. If you included stereoscopic tech it goes back to the late 1800's.
 7y ago Edited 7y ago Color movies! Color movies actually predates audio movies. However, color film was more expensive to buy and develop than black and white, but people weren't willing to pay extra for color so it wasn't economically sound to shoot in color. Hell, not even the wizard of Oz turned a profit. There are actually a few color silent films out there, but since people actually were willing to pay extra for audio movies that seems like it was invented earlier. It wasn't, it just got popular earlier!
McRedditerFace 7y ago The screw was invented by 400BC by Archytas of Tarentum (428 BC - 350 BC)... this was long before even metal nails became ubiquitous. Granted, it was originally wooden screws, used for pressing grapes and then pumping water after Archimedes figured that out a couple hundred years later. But the screw that's in your iPhone was invented in 400BC... think about that.
makerofshoes 7y ago Not seeing it in the comments, so I'll say ice cream. According to Wikipedia, ancient Greeks were making a flavored ice treat way back when, and ancient Chinese also made a frozen dairy treat back in BC times. Even if you look for a more modern version then there were popular flavored ice treats in the 17th century in Europe as well, maybe those were more like modern ice cream. I also read somewhere that ice cream was George Washington's favorite food. It's amazing to me that before electricity and basic sanitation, you could still get a
minijood 7y ago Edited 7y ago The condom, they have been traced back to ancient Egypt. Yet some people still have no clue about their purpose some six fucking thousand years later.
Gulbasaur 7y ago Almond milk is mentioned in fifteenth century recipes. Fucking hipsters and their 600 year old ingredients.
morragirl 7y ago Butter. The earliest sign of butter is a set of instructions for making butter carved into a tablet of stone. If aliens are watching our planet, one of their observations will definitely be like, Well Blorp, all things fade for this species. Except butter. Those little fuckers love that shit.

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