20 of the Most Evil Animals on Earth

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20 of the Most Evil Animals on Earth

When the archaeologists of the future go excavating through the early internet, it would be reasonable to conclude that we worshiped mysterious beings called puppers and lolcats. Animals are easy to love because they’re everything that we, as a species, are not: accepting, carefree and covered in the softest fur that you need to just bury your face in.

A lot of animals, however, are assholes. We’re not just talking about sharks and bears, the traditionally scary jerks who will eat you the second you turn your back. Even the cutest cats, ducks and dolphins have predilections that will give you nightmares. We certainly gained some after user Bakerboy737 asked r/AskReddit, “What animal species is actually the most evil?”

JPMoney81 1y ago Wow, I 100% expected Canada Geese to be the top answer. Evil hissing fuckers!
MetalliicMango 1y ago I'm surprised I haven't heard anything about Chimpanzees considering how brutally violent and cruel they're known for being.
 1y ago If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
DildoFappings 1y ago Orcas. They'd commit genocide if they could.
Istv4n69 1y ago Snakes(and most lizards) miss the part of the brain that is used for love and friendship. They are biologically unable to feel love or care about anyone but themselfs. Not specifically evil but rude
-GUSTO- e 1y ago Flies... its the way they rub their hands together... I know they're plotting something diabolical but I haven't figured it out yet.
seditious3 1y ago Mosquitos have killed more humans than any other animal on earth, including other humans.
Old_Job5659 1y ago Nile crocodile it considers humans a regular part of its diet
 1y ago Is there not a story about a tiger holding a grudge for several years and then killing the person who upset it? That's cold
Eternal_Bagel 1y ago Issay Standard house cat, if allowed outside. It maims and murders animals for fun then goes home for a nice meal
Shadpool 1y ago Otters. They'll kidnap baby seals, rape them to death, and keep raping the corpse for weeks afterwards.
BeardedBakerFS 1y ago Dolphins? Rape and murder lovers. Not always in that order.
omgwtflolnsa 1y ago Yellow jackets are assholes. Ok maybe they're not quite as evil as some of the other examples on this thread, but I think we can all agree they win the asshole award.
natronmooretron 1y ago I'm friends with a few guys who work at the zoo and I asked them once which animals were the biggest assholes. In unison, they all answered the Sun Bears.
ToyMaschinemk3 1y ago Ducks...ducks are serial gang rapists. They gang rape females so much that female ducks (hens) have evolved to have a fake vaginal canal, where they can actually let her chosen mate in the correct orifice. Google it.
Shurgosa 1y ago Lions are pretty nasty - They attack, maim and kill the children of their neighbor lions without even a microsecond of hesitation. big family boss lion will roll onto the scene - and cripple or kill the children of previous leader so that the impregnated female lions from that point forward will tend to a new genetic offspring. The common procedure is to just bite the spine of the little lions to cripple them, and as soon as that's done, the big lions just waddle away, knowing instinctively the now crippled cub will slowly die being unable to hunt properly. the
SuvenPan 1y ago Edited 1y ago Cuckoo It lays its eggs in the nests of other birds.They watch the nest of a potential host, and, once the host leaves the nest, the female cuckoo will remove one of the host's eggs and will replace it with one of their own. The female cuckoo will have no part in taking care of her offspring; instead, she will leave the host's nest and look for another nest which she can lay more eggs. Cuckoos will destroy the nests of hosts that reject the cuckoo eggs. Hatched cuckoo chicks push out host eggs
phatrogue 1y ago Parasitoid wasps, bad enough to make Charles Darwin disbelieve in God? I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created the Ichneumonidae with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of caterpillars. - Charles Darwin
VOrdep 1y ago Edited 1y ago there has been a study to find what the most homicidal mammal is. the meerkat won, since 1 in 5 meerkats will be violently murdered by another meerkat. that's a significantly higher homicide rate than humans have. meerkats will also have a really complex hierarchical society organized by mobs that kill eachother sometimes for virtually no reason. basically Einstein was full of shit when he said that no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap
Fun_in_Space 1y ago Bedbugs. Little fuckers won't die.

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