40 Breaking News Items That Stopped the Presses Somewhere in the World
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Fossils
There Are Dozens of Us!
Fair Is Fair
Father’s Day Is About to Get Awkward
Wait ‘Til They Hear About Divorce
Perhaps the Vapes Were in Their Hearts All Along
What If Volcanoes Could Do Math?
And It Was Better Than 90 Percent of Podcasts
That’s... Huge
New York City
Once Cops Hear About Police Brutality, It’s So Over
You’re Better Off Leasing a Hitman
Okay, It’s Just Gonna Ask You a Question and Then You Can Tap Your Card
Crypto
Only in New York
A Bold Tourism Strategy
An Easy Way to Go From a 3 to a 4
Always Look on the Bright Side
The Beanie Baby Crisis
Boys Will Be Boys
Okay, Let’s Hear Him Out
Congrats?
A Change of Heart
Let the Kid Drive!
Utah
Source: Fox13Now
Justice for This Crow!
The Myrtle Beach to Ireland Garbage Run
It’s Raining Men
Part of This Complete Breakfast
Writing While You Run
An IRL Vigilante
Source: NPR
Stolen Valor
Source: The Hill
‘Living in a Cage’ Is No Excuse to Be Anti-Vax
Source: Straits Times
Wow! What a Scoop!
Source: abq.news
The Government Once Had to Declare No Takesies Backsies
What Are the Odds?
It’s Nerf or Nothin’
