20 Supposedly Dead Celebrities Who Are the Most Probably Alive

‘Christopher Marlowe’
20 Supposedly Dead Celebrities Who Are the Most Probably Alive

When the bill collectors are breathing down your neck and your spouse starts getting real annoying, it can be tempting to start fantasizing about starting a new life, maybe in Denmark, with a nice little coffee shop and a nice little bicycle and a nice large blond man named Sven. It would probably be even more enticing if the entire world was constantly staring at you, judging you and touching you in public just because you made something cool once.

That’s not to say that every celebrity who died unexpectedly could be faking. We don’t wanna get too conspiratorial here, but some of them do seem pretty fishy, and it’s certainly understandable that they’d want to disappear. Some people even claim to have seen them well after their much-publicized memorials. They shared their stories when user Key-StructurePlus asked r/AskReddit, “What famous person do you think successfully faked their death?”

ChaoticMutant 18d ago most of the SS higher rank individuals.
Alexis_J_M 18d ago DB Cooper. (Someone had to say it.)
Dependent-Sign-2407 18d ago I want so bad for it to be Anthony Bourdain.
Invanabloom 18d ago Andy Kaufman ... I live in hope anyway
mmccollum21 18d ago A lot of men on this list. The women are obviously the most successful, as no one is mentioning them. Amelia Earhart, just for fun!
Pygjam 18d ago Hansie Cronje. Faked his death and has been living anonymously in a non-cricket nation ever since.
fy_pool_day 18d ago Norm Macdonald. I think him and Bob Saget are playing a joke on us all.
ThisistheHoneyBadger 18d ago Howard Hughes. He's pulling a Mr. House and waiting for the bombs to drop.
prettyflyagain 18d ago John McAfee. I swear, I saw him on a cruise ship last year!
Nukleartwentytwo 18d ago MF DOOM - The guy who would habitually send masked imposters to perform his shows would definitely fake his own death. At least that's my own harmless conspiracy theory
badgersprite 18d ago There's a non zero chance Michael Rockefeller just decided to give up his life and go live a more simple one somewhere in New Guinea or Indonesia I know a bunch of villagers said they ate him or whatever but that also seems like the type of thing he'd just tell them to say if anyone asked
thiagooxvip 18d ago Michael Jackson's life was so full of mystery and spectacle-what if his final act was the ultimate illusion? Не was always reinventing himself, always one step ahead. Maybe he moonwalked right out of the spotlight to finally find the privacy he never had.
Lil_Bobby_hill 18d ago I don't know if he's super famous but Kenneth Lay the CEO of Enron had a heart attack in Colorado was pronounced dead, cremated and his ashes spread in an undisclosed location in the mountain. This was a few months after he was found guilty in the whole Enron scandal.
lanibro 18d ago Edited 18d ago Brand Affiliate Aubrey McClendon. One of the founders of Chesapeake Energy. And basically the founder of fracking. His net worth was $500 million. One day before, he had been indicted by a federal grand jury for antitrust. The story is, he was on his way to the courthouse (if you believe that) in OKC when he crashed his car at 9am in the morning. The car burned to the point that they couldn't identify the body. Later, they matched his dental records to confirm it was him. But again, if you believe that.
ryanlak1234 18d ago Larry Hillblom, who was the cofounder of DHL. Не had a very dark personal life, to put it mildly. Не travelled to Southeast Asia many times as a sex tourist, and fathered multiple children with a number of women, some of whom were under the age of consent. Hillblom died in a plane crash way back in 1995, but his body was never recovered, and it was later discovered that his home had been scrubbed clean of any possible traces of DNA. From what I remember, the sinks were allegedly washed with some kind of acid, and
drfsupercenter 18d ago Obligatory Tupac I guess enough time has gone by that people don't think that anymore, but in the early 2000s it was a common internet rumor, with people talking about the number 7 and stuff, saying he'd come back in 2003, etc. The fact they released his posthumous works under the name Makaveli didn't help matters, since Machiavelli famously advocated for faking your own death I was there when all the Tupac is alive fansites were big... boy I feel old now
T_Ahmir 18d ago Falco, austrian musician ( Rock me Amadeus if you remember ). Не once even said that he'd probably fake his own death to escape his fame. Не died in a car crash in the Dominican Republic in 1998. What was curious about the accident was that the pics of the accident were shot from one of his friends who was a director and they worked together on a project some weeks prior. But it doesn't stop there, because years later in 2004, a guy was spotted at an event, a philharmonic event were they also played some Falco music,
bullpendodger 18d ago I got violently high once and went to a synthesizer convention at a hotel next to the Burbank Airport to meet up with friends to see Thomas Dolby play at the end. There was a guy there selling handmade stuff...I can't remember if it was jewelry or keytar straps or something, anyway he was older than me and had scars on his face like he had cystic acne a long time ago. Не said he had a Vitamin D deficiency because someone else was talking about it, he said he had the deficiency for several years because
garrettj100 18d ago Edited 17d ago I don't think anyone (edit: famous) has ever successfully faked their own death. But if I have to pick one person: Christopher Marlowe. He's one of the most dangerous men on earth with a knife, he's a spy for her majesty, and somehow he gets stabbed in a bar fight? By his friend who also works for the royal government? And the same year Shakespeare starts getting his name out on his plays in London? Nope. Не faked his own death, got baptized under the name William Shakespeare, and started a new life. Again,
Helpful_Alfalfa_7628 18d ago The Undertaker. I don't really think the man died several times on national television. I don't think he really works in graveyards part time.
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