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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers WANDA SYKES as The Sofa Queen Owner/advertiser of a store with the same name, The Sofa Queen delights Linda with her commercials featuring her brother-in-law, The Sofa Jester (voiced by Jordan Peele). CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers AM PAUL RUDD as Jericho the Horse Really, who else would you cast as a talking, imaginary horse? LOVE SEASON 6 THE HORSE RIDER-ER CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers KATHRYN HAHN as Jessica The bedwetter may have been considered boring by Louise, but you'd be surprised that it was Agatha, allllll alonnnnnnnggg! SEASON 4 SLUMBER PARTY CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers MICHAEL MADSEN as Kevin Costner Madsen just happened to be in front of the studio, and the writers just asked him to record a single line as Costner in Tin Cup. JIMMY pizzeria PESTOS REGILAR PEDA DELIE FRES SOL SALAD EXTORME SA CLOSED SEASON 2 MOODY FOODIE CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers JOHN OLIVER as lan Amberson Oliver voices a talent agent for pets, which sounds like the most John Oliver role one can come up with. SEASON 7 THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE MR. BUSINESS BUSINESS CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers MAX GREENFIELD as Boo Boo The mini-member of Boyz4Now, Boo Boo has won the heart and affection of Louise (until the next cute butt comes along). CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers OCEANA OCEA NA SEASON 5 WORK HARD OR DIE TRYING, GIRL CARLY SIMON as herself Carly Simon in the flesh attends the school kids' performance of the fictional Working Girl: The Musical. CRACKED.COM

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers SEASON 8 THE BLEAKENING ADAM DRIVER as Art the Artist Bob and Linda discover that their Christmas decorations were stolen by an artist voiced by Kylo Ren himself. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers HENRY WINKLER as a mall Santa It's fitting that the reportedly nicest man in Hollywood would voice the OMG Mall Santa, even if he couldn't get Louise a pet shark. SEASON 6 NICE-CAPADES CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers CYNDI LAUPER parodies herself Season 2's premiere is a heartwarming homage to The Goonies, complete with a parody of Cyndi Lauper's The Goonies 'R' Good Enough - sung by Lauper herself! TAFFY BUTT PERFORMED BY CYNDI LAUPER SEASON 2 THE BELCHIES CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers JORDAN PEELE as Fanny The comedian and horror director voices the stereotypical gold digger, girlfriend of rich sadsack Felix Fischoeder. SOFT DRINK BEER SEASON 4 CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers SON THE HEDGER BEN SCHWARTZ as Josh Josh first appears as a boy that actually reciprocates Tina's affections. Не comes back other times, usually to ask Tina out. SEASON 3 LINDAPENDENT WOMAN CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers TT TURNER C CLORIS LEACHMAN as Meryl Leachman portrays a lonely retiree that finally gets to dance with an old flame after some Bob's Burgers-ian shenanigans. SEASON 6 SECRET ADMIRAL-IRER CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers JON HAMM as O.T. the Outside Toilet Gene discovers a robotic toilet in the woods and befriends it in an Е. T.-ish parody. SEASON 3 O.T.: THE OUTSIDE TOILET CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers SPI AWA FiLM iNDE MOLLY SHANNON as Millie Shannon got a recurring role as a girl who is obsessed with Louise. Basically, she's a Molly Shannon SNL character in the Bob's Burgers universe. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers PRES TIFFANY HADDISH as Patricia Bob just can't relax on his vacation, and starts working pro-bono for Patricia (Haddish) at her sandwich shop. WANNA - 30 MONCY MUSTARY AND Y SOPYCE JACK PAT IN PSCHCK SALE CISANTEE CACC ES TASTILLA IC HIT HAVE WRATTER HILL TOCOLIA D 31 CHOCOLATE PESTESS HD TOWA SALAT TICKL 7 D 400 BLUE BAR COLD SLAN SPEING MIT De FRI LA РСАНОТ-ВОТТОС DV KYO et AND by INSOCHE FOTO TOURCY 32 NOT MAS CHOCTE CEORIES HOT MAYO ON CY 8 SANO SWOOD WITH MASTE TUESCY CV A CERMICREY ADOLT ST — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers DAVEED DIGGS as Douglas It seems appropriate that one of the original Hamilton cast members would voice a student focused on dancing. SEASON 3 TWO FOR TINA CRACKED.COM — Source

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Guest Stars on Bob's Burgers , STI 'O SEASON 8 ARE YOU THERE BOB? IT'S ME, BIRTHDAY BOBBY MOYNIHAN as Sam Moynihan plays the owner of Wrap-topia, a sandwich wrap themed restaurant. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar FULL HOUSE CRACKED.COM Abdul-Jabbar helps Uncle Jesse find his sweet spot on the court -- and in the family. Honestly, the worst part is watching John Stamos revel in repeated applause for sinking a couple insanely easy shots. — Source

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Jeff Goldblum THE GOOSEBUMPS GAME CRACKED.COM Still cruising along on his Jurassic Park and Independence Day momentum, he made the baffling decision to make tooth puns and pester a little girl with his signature raw sexuality in a random Goosebumps game. — Source

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Quentin Tarantino DJANGO UNCHAINED CRACKED.COM A be-vesticled, unnecessarily Australian Tarantino makes an ill-advised cameo before being, quite appropriately, unceremoniously blown the f* up. — Source

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Jean-Claude Van Damme FRIENDS CRACKED.COM Producers on FRIENDS were usually pretty good about casting celebrities who had good acting chops, but J-CVD seemed more interested in looking handsome than responding to his scene partners in any way. — Source

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The Beach Boys FULL HOUSE CRACKED.COM The Boys showed up in three different episodes, becoming more casual and somehow more out of place in each one. They eventually gave Uncle Jesse the rights to their music in exchange for some good cole slaw. — Source

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Margaret Cho’s All-American Girl

Quentin Tarantino MARGARET CHO'S ALL-AMERICAN GIRL CRACKED.COM Tarntino waggled his finger through a full 20-minute inside joke fest, pausing only to violently stab a meat thermometer into a turkey. — Source

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Stephen King MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ANK OF CRACKED.COM The very first character the audience sees is a coked-up Stephen King with a southern drawl. Не was barely acting: he admits he was so high that he forgets directing this film entirely. — Source

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Joe Namath THE BRADY BUNCH CRACKED.COM Bobby hatches an elaborate scheme to bait Joe Namath into his bedroom by faking a terminal illness. Think Make A Wish Foundation meets To Catch A Predator. — Source

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George Lucas

George Lucas STAR WARS CRACKED.COM Notluwiski Papanoida started as a tasteful cameo in Revenge of the Sith, but became a self-indulgent hero fantasy in The Clone Wars. — Source

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The Critic THE SIMPSONS CRACKED.COM The suits at FOX pressured them into this sponsored content cameo, in the hopes of juicing The Critic's viewership. Matt Groening was so cheesed, he took his name out of the credits. — Source

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The Harlem Globetrotters GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CRACKED.COM Gilligan & CO. had jumped so many sharks by this point, they needed to give the 'trotters an entire TV movie to up the campy ante enough for anyone to notice. — Source

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Michael Phelps ENTOURAGE CRACKED.COM Phelps broke the record for worst acting per second when he loped across screen, Big Foot style, and grumbled yaowatchoutmanwhatsup. — Source

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Nancy Reagan DIFF'RENT STROKES CRACKED.COM In what would become a rare pre-internet meme, the First Skeleton asked a classroom full of kids: hasn't anyone else done a little experimenting? — Source

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Snoop Dogg 90210 CRACKED.COM Snoop even managed to look cool in that Pauly Shore mockumentary, but he was visibly nonplussed in the 90210 reboot. — Source

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Richard Nixon LAUGH-IN CRACKED.COM If Jimmy Fallon's infamous hair toussle humanized the current legally entangled Republican president, Nixon's weird pronunciation of sock it to meeEEE? made him seem more robotic (and clammier) than ever before. — Source

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The Beach Boys HOME IMPROVEMENT GRACKED.COM It's canon: The Beach Boys are Wilson's cousins. — Source

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