24 of the Funniest Tweets from October 24, 2023

OnlyFans, the website that’s no stranger to cumming, is getting a different dose of Cummings in November. Namely, Whitney Cummings is bringing her next stand-up special, which was recorded in front of a sold-out Comedy Store crowd back in September, to OFTV, the free streaming service operated by the adult platform. This isn’t the first time Cummings and OnlyFans have come together either. She previously created an original comedy series, Whitney Cummings Presents, for OFTV in April, which included roasts of Bert Kreischer and Cummings herself. Kreischer’s roast, allegedly OFTV’s most-watched episode, featured comedic burnings from Ke$ha, Tom Segura, Donnell Rawlings and more. 

Another famous female comedian made money moves this summer to the tune of $25,000. Nikki Glaser joined Kelly Clarkson on her talk show and opened up about redirecting money she would have spent on freezing her eggs toward tickets to nine stops on Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. Glaser explained that the tour “fills (her) life up with so much joy,” adding, “I’m in my late 30s. I just feel like, I don’t have kids, and I did the math, and if I had kids, I’d be paying for dance camp and swim lessons.” And so, she said “fuck them kids” and decided to shake it off instead. 

Meanwhile, for the very low cost of zero dollars, you can enjoy some of the funniest tweets Twitter has to offer. Today’s hilarious tweets include those about a dog that never dies, a budget bursting at the seams and the best garlic and ibuprofen recipe you’ll ever find.