23 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 16, 2023
![23 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of October 16, 2023](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/4/5/947445_320x180.jpg)
When rumors swirled of a potential on-set affair between Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney, the universe rejoiced: Romcoms were back in a big way, and Julia Roberts was somewhere smiling. But that buzz quickly came to a screeching halt with the first official look at Anyone But You in the form of a trailer that was neither romantic nor comedic. In fact, everyone on the timeline was sure to point out that it barely looked a step above a Lifetime movie. In fairness, since you shouldn’t always judge a movie by its trailer, we’ll have to wait until December to see if Powell and Sweeney managed to transfer their electrifying chemistry from still images to the screen. But it’s certainly not looking good.
Lucky for Powell, though, the Top Gun: Maverick actor wasn’t the only one taking heat over the last seven days. Justin Timberlake and his flip phone, your friend with questionable music taste and the very employees who will be slinging Spider-Man 2 this weekend all found themselves on the receiving end of this week’s hilarious burns as well.
![def sloane @beepboopsloane 20h ... drop two shots of aviation Gin into two tall boys of budweiser, drink them 17 minutes apart Luke Guysucker @Luke_Guf... 1d its kinda crazy how americans have a drink called an irish car bomb thats like if i walked into a bar and asked for a world trade center 45 1,593 17.4K 792K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/5/947415.jpg)
![7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3... 11h ... Paris Hilton's baby for sure has telekinesis 106 512 9,032 394K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/6/947416.jpg)
![Josh Gondelman @joshgondel... 14h ... This was so long ago he must have tapped those number buttons so many times to get the breakup text out. Pop Base @PopBase. 21h Britney Spears confirms in her memoir that Justin Timberlake broke up with her through text. 99 1,755 40.1K 1.7M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/2/947412.jpg)
![khary @NotKhary 19h they look like best buy employees @Discu... .22h 4F DiscussingFilm 'SPIDER-MAN 2' releases tomorrow. Are you excited? Read our review: bit.ly/SpideyDF 30 1,054 16.1K 962K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/4/947414.jpg)
![@CinemaMonsieur 18h you heard the new JPEGMAFIA track? you haven't? ah dude it's so sick. hang on the beat on this one is insane. it's from an anime 6 445 5,470 183K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/3/947413.jpg)
![Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1.4h My dad called the other day and said What happened to movies where people look like shit? We used to have more of those! and then I called him and asked if he is going to see Killers of the Flower Moon and he got really excited and said, Yes, Leonardo looks like shit in that! 16 205 3,218 121K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/7/947407.jpg)
![guy @guymrdth 18h film twitter: glen powell is about to be the biggest movie star in the world, easily our next tom cruise if not bigger glen powell: hey y'all check out my new movie fart wedding 13 383 9,266 349K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/1/947411.jpg)
![@PumpkinSpiceCup @Pum... 17h ... I once had a nightmare that a man covered Carly Rae Jepsen's Run Away With Me and it went viral and became a hit... Woke up so angry that morning Calum Scott @calumscott . 1d 1,000,000,000 streams of my version of 'Dancing On My Own' on @Spotify - a 'thank you' just doesn't seem grateful enough but trust me, I am. Spotify IN RECOGNITION OF 1,000,000,000 Spotify IN RECOGNITION of 1,000,000,000 STREAMS STREAMS CALUM SCOTT DANCING ON MY OWN 0:40 0 views 9 114 50.1K 1,123](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/9/947409.jpg)
![Tweets of Cats @TweetsOfCats 11h hes mad i called him pp face ~ 100000 DOO 148 3,829 49.7K 1.6M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/8/947408.jpg)
![Jacqueline @Horse_Jeans 1h I don't want to sound too harsh here: but Wong Kar Wai should be allowed to beat the two chainsmokers brothers with a hammer for this album cover 26 285 2,797 57.2K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/1/0/947410.jpg)
![David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS : 2h Mont's Stephen A was dressed like he was about to do the rap part of Joyful Joyful at the end of Sister Act 2 Historically lack Colleges STEPHEN A. SMITH & versities 13 84 346 18K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/6/947406.jpg)
![BIG DRESS ENERGY @ShakailaElise. 1d Apple TV are incapable of making a bad show but they would rather die than let you know that it exists. 50 1,168 3,676 237K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/4/947404.jpg)
![rare insults @insultsrare 14h 1,278 3,945 4,305 del 2.1M H PUBLI M M Dead_Hat @The_Hat_Is_Dead-3d Bro you literally turned every gay man straight with this post 14 169 9,415 137K 83 1,552 31.5K 862K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/5/947405.jpg)
![eleanor @dimestorepaglia 23h ... looks like something a character in a cronenberg film would give birth to jen is: making coffee @bread_posting 1d fresh sourdough <3 laminated with slow roasted purple sweet potato 7 221 172K 3,783](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/2/947402.jpg)
![america's lounge singer @KrangTNelson 1h whoops I mixed up my the rock mold with my jacked Freddie prinze Jr mold. oh well POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2h Wax figure of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson at the Grévin museum in Paris. evin PARIS Grévin PARIS evin PARIS G vin PARIS vin PARIS alamy 20 44 870 67.5K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/3/947403.jpg)
![cris die @criisdie 13h why would someone do this to me Text Message Today 4:24 AM DOORDASH: Reply HALLOWEEN for a 75% off coupon code, valid till November 1, 2023!* *Restrictions may apply Today 7:04 AM HALLOWEEN Today 11:28 AM Your big greedy ass 9 360 4,594 118K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/1/947401.jpg)
![foxyjewishmama @foxyjewishmama 19h LMAO Amerikanen enthousiast over een dun kut strookje fietspad, komisch. foxyjewishmama @foxyjewishmama-20h Y'all. CC Translate X Dutch Amerikanen enthousiast OV more English (US) Americans excited about a thin pussy strip of bike path, comical. 60 21 1,448 57.3K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/4/0/0/947400.jpg)
![@buffys 22h elon musk sound like the name of a lesbian deodorant 966 11 12K del 307K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/9/8/947398.jpg)
![ethel KENiac @evemmore. 1d Leo: tries to improvise Marty and Bobby: shutterstock.com- 195080234 V Variety @Variety 1d Leonardo DiCaprio's improv on the Flower Moon' set wasn't always flawless. ... 10 1,046 18.9K 879K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/9/9/947399.jpg)
![outshallah @Beebz05 . 1d $23 a month for nextlix?? Rather use that on a spirit flight to Detroit. See what tubi filming live and in the flesh. 104 4,563 25.4K du 987K](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/9/4/947394.jpg)
![@Notdojaaa• 3d ... I know when this happened you was like YEEEOOOUCCHHH! Kelly @kellycucca.4d lol](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/9/7/947397.jpg)
![Negro Bane/Tha Shark @thashark316.4d ... PERP 64 Boy look like Evil Steve Urkel RIO abc fa Kay @TheMavsQueen 4d Man look at how ESPN makeup department has Shannon looking this morning 122 3,125 13.8K 1.7M](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/9/5/947395.jpg)
![Strictly 4 My X'ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom : 4d ... Tim Duncan would be in heaven. Let's hear it for Eric Cartman @_m... . 12/17/21 Sometimes you gotta spoil your man](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/9/6/947396.jpg)