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26 Facts About How to Save and Lose Money

Something for the penny pinchers and the big spenders

26 Facts About How to Save and Lose Money

October 22, 2023

As you’ve probably realized, money comes and goes. Whether you plan to retire one day, or you're down to keep grinding into your 80s, we’ve got the facts and figures to guide your way. From the moment you emerge from your parents’ house like a confused, helpless baby bird — and are immediately attacked by rent, bills and loan repayments — you can either weather the storm, or take shelter back in mom’s basement. Again, whichever path you take, these will help you along the way. Gotta go… Mom made egg salad!

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CRACKED COM Using money to buy time can lead to increased happiness Money can buy happiness, if you buy free time. Regardless of income, people were happier when they outsourced tasks they disliked. However, in the study almost half of the millionaires they asked didn't pay others to do chores they disliked. — Source

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Kanye West paid $12,5 million to run a failed presidential campaign in 2020. The total amount spent was $13.2 million, but all of that was his own money except for $700,000 (and he got a total of 66,000 votes). CRACKED.COM — Source

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Cash

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70 PERCENT OF ALL LOTTERY WINNERS LOSE EVERYTHING IN THE FOLLOWING SEVEN YEARS MAG WAN BREAKING OVERNIGHT ATLANTA JACKPOT WINNER DIES AFTER GOLD PLATING HIS TESTICLES Logically, if you make bad economic decisions, like playing the lottery, you will keep making bad economic decisions if you win the jackpot. This is called a self-selected group. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED OVER $100 MILLION GAMBLED AWAY One businessman lost more than $100 million in 2007 at a chain of casinos in Las Vegas. It's said that he was given alcohol and drugs to keep him gambling. — Source

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CRACKED IDE Tyres GOING FROM £10 MILLION TO DELIVERING COAL A 19-year-old garbage collector from the UK won about £10 million on the lottery in 2002. But he spent it all on a wild lifestyle and, 10 years later, was completely broke. Не then started working seven days a week delivering coal and firewood. — Source

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CRACKED.COM PoKéMoN GO players spent about $2.2 million a day on in-app purchases R in 2018. R $ $ $ — Source

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GRAGKED.COM If you're planning to invest in multi-level marketing schemes, don't bother. More than 99 percent of those who participate lose money and only a few actually gain profit. — Source

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CRACKED.COM I'm Hiding Money Under My Mattress IS STILL VERY REAL. COOK OPE 3 POLI 50 R 100 A 2017 study found that around 8.4 MILLION U.S. households did not have a BANK ACCOUNT. — Source

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If your car doesn't need premium gas, it's not worth the money. Premium gas has more octane than the regular stuff, which makes it less combustible. This is only needed in luxury cars, where the higher temperature of the engine can cause the fuel to pre-ignite. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Apple AirPods are no better than their knockoffs, minus a few minor features. While AirPods cost $159, the knockoffs will only run you around $39.99, and according to reviews, they have the same sound quality and durability. CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Cosmo did a test between $147 in drugstore makeup and $513 in department store makeup. The end result? The difference is negligible, and unless you know, you could never tell the difference. — Source

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Your $10 Casio keeps better time than your $10,000 Rolex ORIGINAL 05 GAS ESCAPE ROLEX VALVE DEEPSEA 40 DATE WORLD - IO, RING YEL I C LOCK SYSTAM 30 20 Since Rolex watches use a mechanical oscillator, they are more vulnerable to temperature changes, magnetism, or just plain not having a full wound spring, unlike digital watches, that use a quartz crystal as an oscillator CRACKED.COM — Source

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Impulse Purchasing

CRACKED.COM When possible, WALK to the store. Research shows impulse purchasing increases by 44%, just by taking your car with you. — Source

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The music played inside grocery stores makes you spend more, so wear headphones! Experts have found that elevator music is slower than the human heartbeat, which gets people to slow down and spend more time in the store. Listen to upbeat music on headphones, and you'll spend seven to eight percent less. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Buy a front-loading washing machine to save on bills. SAMSUNG In comparison to top-loader washers, front-loading machines use 40 to 75% less water, and between 30 and 85% less electricity. CRACKED.COM — Source

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