17 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 11, 2023

This week, TMZ obtained footage of Jonathan Majors intervening before a fight between two Hollywood High School students could get any worse. Breaking up a fight when you’ve generated bad press for multiple assault allegations would usually be good publicity, but that’s not the case for the actor whose star burned out faster than you can say “Quantumania.” Instead of the de-escalation generating goodwill, Twitter users pounced on Majors, with many quick to point out the actor’s signature goofy newsboy cap as well as calling out how staged the scene looked. The publicity does all seem a little too convenient, as Majors will be back in court soon to contest the alleged altercation with his ex-girlfriend. 

Majors didn’t bear the brunt of the insults alone, though. Other targets over the last seven days included a bunch of bottoms, New York Zoomers and a washed-up boy band with a very distinct energy.