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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day

These horrible lines took us right out of the movie

29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day

October 04, 2023

You know the feeling: You’re heavily invested in the movie you’re watching — maybe you’ve proven the old cliche by unknowingly inching your butt closer to the edge of your seat. Then, it happens. Some actor had the unfortunate task of dropping one ridiculous line that gives you the proverbial record-scratch moment. Great! Now you’re taken right out of the plot, and your suspension of disbelief has to work overtime to get you back into it. Thanks a lot, one dumb line! Now this movie kinda sucks!

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day — Source

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day — Source

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day — Source

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day — Source

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day — Source

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29 Sophomoric Movie Lines That Must’ve Been Written on Take-Your-Kid-to-Work Day — Source

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CRACKED BLUTO'S ZIT BIT ANIMAL HOUSE Apparently John Belushi improvised that zit bit on the spot, and we can't help but feel for the actors who had mashed potatoes (or whatever it was) spit all over them. It's the one time we kinda wanted the preps to kick his ass. — Source

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CRACKED DISCUSSING DEVELOPMENTAL DISABILITY THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY The gross-out humor is actually really good. They pull off a ton of memorable raunchy bits, but Matt Dillon using the R word, referring to a kid as Mongo, and discussing his cage, and his leash has never sat well with decent viewers. — Source

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CRACKED.COM THE ROCK Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen. -John Patrick Mason Says the guy who's clearly in his sixties. — Source

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Your move, creep. Of all the insults Robocop could use, he went with something this childish? Robocop (1987) CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me. - Alonzo Harris, Training Day (2001) Uh, yes. Yes we can. — Source

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So you came back to die with your city. No. I came back to stop you. That reply sounds like something a six year old would say. CRACKED.COM — Source

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GRACKED.COM Why would make eggs hard? It makes pasta soft. -Teddy Sanders Neighbors 2: Sorority Risina ALB — Source

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ALL WORDS ARE MADE UP. -Thor Avengers: Infinity War CRACKED.COM — Source

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CRACKED.COM LET'S JUST SAY I PUT HIM IN A HOLE, AND THREW AWAY THE HOLE. - AMANDA WALLER SUICIDE SawAy — Source

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INTERVIEW THE He's motherf-king peanut butter and jealous! - Dave Skylark CRACKED.COM — Source

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My wife used to fart when she was nervous. GOOD WILL HUNTING CRACKED.COM Robin Williams improvised this delightful line of dialogue because all Oscar-winning screenplays need fart jokes. — Source

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It's turkey time. Gobble gobble. GIGLI CRACKED.COM And so it came to pass that Thanksgiving was ruined forever. — Source

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Jack Frost

Snow Dad is better than no dad. JACK FROST GRACKED.COM Watch this creepy thing squint and mumble for a few minutes and you might draw a different conclusion. — Source

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My ass may be dumb but I ain't no dumbass. JACKIE BROWN CRACKED.COM Fair enough. But then how exactly does one become a dumbass? — Source

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Now dig on this. SPIDER-MAN 3 CRACKED.COM Peter Parker tries out a cokey haircut and a spider-enhanced flamenco number. A hundred times scarier than Venom. — Source

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Kenner, in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you, you have the biggest d**k I've ever seen. SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO CRACKED.COM And on the off chance we survive, let's pretend we never had this conversation, 'kay? — Source

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GRAGKED COM OH, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!' Marty Zebra's panic inspired exclamation in Madagascar seemed like kid friendly gibberish.... Unless those children were familiar with the concept of ACRONYMS. — Source

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GRAGKED.COM Legolas! What do your Elf-eyes see? Where I'm from, we just call them eyes. You see these ears? Everyone knows I'm an Elf. It's as if you're trying to remind some unseen audience that I'm an Elf and have slightly better vision. Stop that. Am I getting through to your Man-brain? Should I have Gimli explain it to you with his Dwarf-mouth? — Source

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You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. the social network Wait, what? If someone's trying to be an asshole, that's what they are. (As proven by him being an asshole to every single person in the entire movie.) CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? I'm gonna make you very unhappy. - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra I'm already unhappy. TJR. WHOA! SICK COMEBACK, BRO. CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Demaged I'm not going to kill you. I'm just going to hurt you really, really bad. Kaytesa T. Worst line ever, from the worst Joker ever. CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey. Daniel W. Literally the worst part of Jurassic Park. CRACKED.COM — Source

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TELL US NOW. WHAT IS THE DUMBEST LINE IN A MOVIE EVERYONE FORGETS? Now THIS is podracing! Keenan L. The worst line in Phantom Menace No, Anakin, this is nothing like podracing. CRACKED.COM — Source

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