29 of the Craziest Things Ushers Found in a Theater After the Movie

Long after you’re on your way home from the movies and agonizing over what funny quip to use in your Letterboxd review, ushers are still cleaning up the things left behind by a theater full of people who magically forgot their manners for two hours. Some of the clutter is to be expected, like discarded fast-food bags from customers silently protesting theater chains’ pricey chicken tenders. But you know what’s not to be expected? A microwave, a prosthetic leg and… a machete. 

Those three things are just a handful of the items that movie theater ushers have found after the end credits have rolled…