14 Brutal Movie Roasts We're Adding to Our Rotation

See?! Everyone sleeps on the writers until they drop that one show stopping line. And yes, we said “everyone sleeps on the writers,” because trust us, nobody sleeps with the writers. Writers get slept on so frequently that maybe the audience thinks actors are just shooting the shit while cameras are shooting the shit. Damn, we’re in the mood for zingers today. Those are the tamest ones you’ll read today, since these writers were in a real spicy mood when they penned these atomic bombs. 

We’ve all heard about an actor’s process countless times. Well, in the same way that actors drum up real-life emotions to play fictional characters, writers do the same thing! While sitting there in Starbucks, typing up a generational insult, passerby patrons might catch a glimpse of them mean mugging their laptop while imagining their dad telling them they’ll never amount to anything. Well, look at us now, dad! We’re writing! Writing about these 14 brutal TV and movie roasts we’re adding to our day-to-day roast lexicon!

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