13 Bizarre Current Events Surely Hallucinated By Some Omnipotent Deity Who Had A Bit Too Much Robitussin And Fully Tweaked Out While Weaving The Fabric Of Time And Space

Welcome to the world of news, where the truth is stranger than fiction and the headlines are often more entertaining than any sitcom. From the ridiculous to the sublime, and at all points between, the stories that make it to the news are often so unbelievable that you can’t help but laugh.
This list of 13 Absolutely Hilarious News Stories is no exception. From Senator Tuberville finally admitting that white nationalists are racists to Machine Gun Kelly punching a fan for a bad joke, these stories are sure to make you chuckle. We’ve also got Elon Musk getting some unexpected backing from the Taliban, a debt-ridden croc-napper, and Mike Lindell proving himself wrong—twice—costing himself $10 million in the process.
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show as we take you through 13 of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright unbelievable news stories of the past few years.
Click right here to get the best of Cracked sent to your inbox.
Prove Mike Wrong ... and get paid.

Love knows no bounds.

Via Sky News
Fan gets punched for bad joke.

Romantic gesture gone wrong.

Forklift-ing trouble.

Tuberville finally admits white nationalists are racists.

Senior officers’ lounge: closed.

Brushing up on hygiene.

Failed mission.

DIY Doomsday Bunker.

Sheriff’s Department: Punch first, ask questions later.

Robots: "We’ll think about it."

Elon Musk: Taliban’s new BFF?
