13 of the Doofiest, Simpiest Villain Sidekicks of All-Time

Behind every great villain, there’s a loyal sidekick who, for some reason, supports every one of their dastardly plans. They themselves don’t seem like the worst people/animals/people-animal hybrids on the planet, but they might be the most easily influenced “followers” ever. If they happened to meet a hero before a villain, would they be great heroic sidekicks? Probably. But since a villain got there first, they’ll add a touch of zaniness to their schemes, and usually chime in with a classic, “Yeah, you tell ’em, boss!”
That’s what a good villain wants, right? We can’t think of a time where a villain looked to their sidekicks for advice. It’s never, “What do you guys think?” It’s always, “Shut up and get it done!” These dimwitted sidekicks do bring a unique flavor to the world of supervillainy, and provide comic relief to those darker narratives. For the kids, ya know? While some villains luck out with cunning, resourceful, and charismatic sidekicks, these ones got the short end of the stick with the 13 doofiest, simpiest sidekicks of all time.
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You win again, Megatron.

IDW Publishing
Gretchen is so not “fetch.”

Paramount Pictures
Be prepared.

Disney
Smee gets as many licks on Hook as Peter Pan.

Disney
Disney loved those distinct comedian voices.

Disney
Honestly, who throws a shoe?

Eon Productions
Gotta round out that toy line somehow.

Fred Wolf Films
Be honest, you can hear his voice as you read this.

Disney
Dumb and Dumber

New Line Cinema
For a truly great villain, she does keep some pretty dumb company.

Disney, Heritage Auctions
No one fails like Gaston.

Disney
Shooter does not wanna be friends with this guy.

Universal Pictures
That “Just The Two Of Us” cover was pretty sweet, though.

New Line Cinema