13 Very Adult Moments from Children's Characters
They say that kids these days grow up too fast, and we may have found the reason why. Those poor, innocent little minds were chompin’ down some Cap’n Crunch, laughin’ it up to The Smurfs or Zootopia, when their heads cocked to the side like, “Mom, why is it funny that rabbits are good at multiplying?” Well, boys and girls, Mommy has three options here. She could tell you, “Don’t worry about it, you’ll understand when you’re older.” She could panic and scramble for an outright lie like, “Well, honey, it might seem like rabbits just eat carrots and wriggle their little noses, but they’re actually very good at multiplication. Or she could parent the fuck up and tell you that rabbits love to get busy, and fill this great land with as many offspring as rabbitly possible.
Luckily for us, these aren’t the split decisions we have to make. Especially since we found much spicier jokes than that cute multiplying rabbit bit. So, moms and dads ‘round the world, it’s time to explain away these 13 very adult moments from children’s characters.
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Smurfette would do anything for food.
For a children’s entertainer, it’s near impossible to live down your insane past.
Do your thing, Mr. R. We just never wanted to think of you as a sexual being in the first place!
Yes, it’s late night TV, Kermit, but we don’t need our childhoods ruined.
Rugrats spoofed a highly sexualized psychological thriller.
So that Nickelodeon show referenced that BDSM movie? Makes total sense.
SpongeBob SquarePants took college pranks too far.
They're not squirrels, but this was a cheeky joke for the parents.
Her quick response tells us that she’s done this before.
Hey Looney Tunes, leave this topic to Tool. The band. Cus of their song, “Prison Sex.” Anyone? Is this thing on?
Kermit’s at it again!
Ohhhh… you meant fingerprints. We get it now.
Nerdy Topanga Lawrence on her honeymoon.
