12 Deeply Strange Branded Products (That, Somehow, Are Real)

Welcome, dear reader, to a world of strange and wonderful branded products. From the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pie to the Samsung B-Phone designed by Beyonce, these products are sure to make you scratch your head in confusion. But, somehow, they are all real.
We have scoured the world for the most peculiar branded products, and we have compiled a list of the twelve strangest ones we could find. From Kiss caskets to Levi’s AMC Denim Gremlins to Disney remixes, these products are sure to surprise and delight you.
This list is a tribute to the weird, wonderful, and wacky creations that have been dreamed up over the years. Some of them have been successful, some not so much, but all of them have made us stop and think. So, without further ado, let’s take a look at some of the most interesting and unusual products ever created in the fever dreams of marketing managers.
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KISS

Colgate: Not Just for Teeth?

Colgate-Palmolive
Turtle Power ... for a moment.

Hostess
Be the hero of the Titanic.

Spin Master
Moon-branded menstrual protection.

Elis
Remy’s wine dreams dashed.

Disney
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

Source
Minion Yellow: Happiness in a hue.

Universal Studios, Pantone
Denim-clad Gremlin: Levi’s meets AMC.

American Motors Corporation
Disney remixes: now with added EDM.

Walt Disney Records
Samsung

Samsung
Paper, paper everywhere.
