Cracked Archive
Johnny Carson Almost Played Rob Petrie on ‘The Dick Van Dyke Show’
Heeeeere’s Rob Petrie!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Michael Palin Shares Rare Positive Story About Monty Python Members
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- By JM McNab
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The Bonkers Plan to Reopen Alcatraz Should At Least Honor Phil Hartman
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- By JM McNab
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
This ‘MADtv’ Sketch About Donald Trump Evicting ‘Sesame Street’ Shouldn’t Be So Relevant
Trump has wanted to tear down ‘Sesame Street’ for two decades
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Roasts A Bunch of ‘Star Wars’ Fans to Commemorate May the Fourth Be With You Day
‘Folks, please remember to have your nerds spayed or neutered’
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- By Matt Solomon
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For Its Second Season, ‘Conan O’Brien Must Go’ Loosens Up
We’ve seen O’Brien in a tense, angry mode. Seeing him relax is much more fun
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- By Tara Ariano
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Here’s Why Louis C.K. Wasn’t Approved to Perform at the Comedy Store
Mitzi Shore gave him the thumbs down
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- By Matt Solomon
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Steve From ‘Blue’s Clues’ Says That He Would Have Made More Money As A Waiter
The Nickelodeon hall-of-famer says the network gave him the old nickel-and-dime
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- By Keegan Kelly
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David Spade’s New Stand-Up Special Stays on Uncontroversial Topics in the Bravest Possible Way
Yes, there are jokes about airlines and very old movies. Come back: they’re good!
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- By Tara Ariano
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5 Frightening Ways Your Brain Can Straight-Up Break
They make dementia seem blessedly straightforward
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- By Eli Yudin
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14 Famous Actors Who Bombed Important Auditions
If at first you don’t succeed, call Joss Whedon
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- By Jesse
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The Five Most Insufferable Sitcom Theme Songs Ever
‘Come and knock on our door!’ — Sorry, I don’t think I will
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- By Brian VanHooker
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5 Songs That Recorded The Singer’s Actual Physical Pain
Maybe they'll use their royalties to fix that spine, 40 years later
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- By Ryan Menezes
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We Finally Know How Bart and Lisa Simpson Will Die
And it had nothing to do with Sideshow Bob
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- By JM McNab
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