How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.
How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

Cracked is as guilty as anyone about complaining that all modern movies are basically the same thing, rehashed over and over. It's a valid argument, but we never want you to think that we don't notice the incredible diversity and artistic vision that different directors bring to the table. It's one thing to talk about it. It's another thing entirely to show you what it would actually look like if you took a popular title and inserted another director ...

Clint Eastwood's Dirty Grandpa

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Guillermo Del Toro's Jurassic World

How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

J.J. Abrams' The Wasp

How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

Judd Apatow's Jason Bourne

How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

Tim Burton's The Revenant

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Steven Spielberg's Snowden

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Ridley Scott's Ghostbusters 3

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Nick Cassavetes' Batman V. Superman: Dawn Of Justice

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