Top Picks 08.28.09: Scream Queens and Douchebag Colleges
Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
08.28.2009
Film's hottest scream queens:Your dose of celebrity gossip:
The 25 Douchiest Colleges in America:
Thanks to dagur in the Mirth Canal.
Batmobile, Batcycle and Bat... Pogo stick?:
10 Sexy Stewardes- sorry, "Flight Attendants":
This is too stupid not to buy:
Old folks gettin' fresh on the dance floor:
Thanks to Brian via email.
WiFi Prostitutes:
10 Best After School Specials:
"Sir, you're under arrest for illegal cockfighting." "Fine, whatever, just don't let those assholes at the Humane Society hurt my birds.":
"She's fucking fat. WTF?":
Carin Ashley shows us it's OK to wear a bathrobe to the beach:
Required reading for the ladies (or the dudes if you roll that way):
Visual Effects: 100 Years of Inspiration:
Thanks to Liqourish in the Mirth Canal.
Only in America: The Mona Lisa painted with burger grease:
15 Most Awkward Celebrity Childhood Photos:
5 Reasons Why Rob Zombie Must Be Stopped:
27 Playmates on Twitter:
Luda's fantasies are just a little too unrealistic, even for him:
What happens in our office whenever Editor-in-Chief Jack O'Brien comes walking through:
Thanks to Local Penguin in the Mirth Canal.
Conando returns:
We present to you Cracked's yacht:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of celebrity sex tapes!
Submitted by GOTI in the Mirth Canal.
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08.25.2009
We thought the police hired people who, you know, could draw to be their sketch artists:Thanks to Ripper in the Mirth Canal.
Family Guy's worst vacations:
Lifetime jumps the shark:
Holy shit this is disgusti- wait where did Brockway just run off to?:
We really hope the universe isn't a PC:
"We've had our breakfast of coffee and smokes, now someone put Beyonce on":
Thanks to Emma via email.
From the "It Could Only Happen in the South" file:
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How we wish we were that marble pillar:
10 Famous Musicians Falling On Stage:
How to pull an office prank:
15 Most Awkward Celebrity Childhood Photos:
When wrestlers and Hollywood collide:
Well, guess this settles that question:
The 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes:
11 Firsts in Internet History:
Rapper screwed by label, gets free education in the end:
Thanks to ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
We'd say this was romantic... if magicians weren't totally dorky:
"It was an art project!" "That's it, lock her up.":
10 Best After School Specials:
"Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell":
Thanks to Nedroid in the Mirth Canal.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: If a kangaroo is unable to pass gas, would it still laugh at fart jokes?
Submitted by daimon67 in the Mirth Canal.
08.21.2009
Bears are awesome:
Ahoy! Thar be boobies:
"What this song needs... is more airhorn":
Thanks to Brian via email.
Is there anything Hitler won't get pissed at?:
"Her existence to me is like daughter, younger sister and bride all put into one." Does he have sex with her? "Yes.":
Thanks to Man With Beard in the Mirth Canal.
The 5 Greatest Nazi Killers:
Rejected MTV Movie Award shorts:
The Today Show's standards for guests have really bottomed out:
When threesome's go wrong:
12 Weird Hotel Rooms From Around the World:
Mary Alison's curves are so dangerous they should be illegal:
A review of Inglourius Basterds:
Confessions From a Couple Who Met Online:
They'll make anything into a sport nowadays:
Is this the beginning of real Transformers?:
Thanks to m3anmarin3 in the Mirth Canal.
11 Secrets for Taking Amazing Nude Photos:
Some mean-ass nerdy boobs:
These put our cardboard fort at the office to shame:
When the Emperor died, the Sith sank to new lows to recruit members:
More reasons you should be watching Mad Men:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Apparently our childhood was nothing but lies.
Submitted by HappyKitty in the Mirth Canal.
08.18.2009
Our scores were so low because no one in the office has seen a potato not in French fry form:
Thanks to Kalli in the Mirth Canal.
10 Signs You're Too Stupid to be on Facebook:
A John Williams classic, reimagined by sharks:
The best jokes of the week:
UNO! Now with more knifings and battery:
First our furry little friends, next will be us:
Training Day starring McLovin:
Apparently Gwen Stefani is drop-dead gorgeous:
The Top 49 Men:
10 Sexy Videos of Girls Eating Icecream:
10 Worst Marriages in Cartoondom:
The first iPhone:
Engineering student? Or Juggernaut?:
Thanks to tomroadrunner in the Mirth Canal.
11 Best Photos of Spelling Mistakes:
Today's Big Thing:
Shaq is a dancing machine:
What happened to the days of girls just playing with Barbie and having dirt thrown at them by boys?:
Thanks to chad.rojas via email.
Aylen Alvarez in what is either a NSFW photoshoot or a philosophical exploration of the question: How much of a T-Shirt and shorts can be cut off before they are no longer a T-Shirt and shorts?
It's only a matter of time before craigslist gets in on this:
Thanks to Nktalloth in the Mirth Canal.
Sex Scene or Murder Scene?:
Can this really be considered a giant cupcake? Or is it just a big cake?:
5 Kick Ass Baseball Fight Videos:
5 WTF Moments in Movies:
"K, sir, what do you want?" "A unicorn fucking a dolphin." "Great! That's my specialty!":
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: LGBT characters in video games.
Submitted by HappyKitty in the Mirth Canal.
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08.14.2009
Why dogs are awesome:
Thanks to selftitled in the Mirth Canal.
An important message from Megan Fox:
The Real Housewives of Lancaster County:
How to Be a Successful Jerry Springer Guest:
Ass stabbings? You crazy Aussies:
25 Awesome Photos:
The greatest business card on the planet:
Top 10 Sin Cities:
Seriously, when are these guys coming out of the closet?:
10 Most Moronic Cartoon Pets:
"Johnson, put a message on that board that will really get kids in the mood to come back to school.":
Can you achieve equilibrium?:
Thanks to Demha in the Mirth Canal.
Mystery solved: the shows that came on after The Simpsons:
Today's Big Thing:
7 Videos of Quentin Tarantino Acting Like an Ass:
13 Signs That Show She's Loser:
Shonda Lee reminds us why we never want summer toe end:
Pranknet's leader is a jobless and living with his mom:
Thanks to Honest Abe in the Mirth Canal.
10 Funniest Ralph Wiggum Quotes:
There may yet be hope for those of us who are balding:
Girl power the Robot Chicken way:
How to pick the right college:
5 Movies that Ripped Off Comics:
We're never eating at Chuck E. Cheese's again:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Stunt cocks. Unfortunately, they don't perform dangerous stunts.
Submitted by easilyconfused in the Mirth Canal.
08.11.2009
Leaked footage from Iron Man 2:
Damn you for toying with us, Microsoft:
Thanks to ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
What our girlfriends and wives are getting for Christmas:
Miley Cyrus teaches a generation of girls to pole-dance:
Wife of Twitter CEO tweets... while giving birth:
When your mother tells you to pick up all your empty Cheetos bags, just show her these:
Insane theories about the universe (that turned out to be true):
Demotivational car posters:
7 Media Companies Too Stupid To Snag Their Own Name On YouTube:
11 Most Obscure Online Dating Sites:
Today's Big Thing:
Ladies and gentlemen, the Santa Cruz city council:
Thanks to codespyder in the Mirth Canal.
Before They Were Boob Jobs:
Apparently lesbian clubs aren't all kissing and naked pillow fights:
Hank hires a junkie. Hilarity ensues:
5 Superhero Scabs:
A screenshot from a show we can really get behind:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Pianos + Cats = How is this page not an internet meme, yet?
Submitted by Demha in the Mirth Canal.
08.07.2009
Things doctors have learned from their patients:
Thanks to TheNerdyBee in the Mirth Canal.
Screw Rock Band, we want to do this:
The movies that are destroying America:
Probably the sweetest story on the Internet... ever:
17 WTF signs:
The rumors about an Apple tablet are becoming a reality:
Sexy milk commercials:
Karate practitioners less qualified than Daniel Larusso:
Jeri Lee shows off her exotic... sneakers:
11 Hilarious Strip Club Signs:
The best cat on the Internet:
Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal.
When celebrities fall on their rich asses:
How to sound smart even when you're blitzed:
Every G.I. Joe sketch from Robot Chicken:
Bad news for 80s kids. 5 Reasons Why GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Will Suck
Make your own Kenyan birth certificate:
Thanks to Mongo in the Mirth Canal.
The formative years of the classic douchebag:
The five sexiest newspapers on the planet:
The bastardization of our childhood continues:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A much too long entry about a town with six people living in it.
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
08.04.2009
Paper towels can do anything:
Thanks to Remington in the Mirth Canal.
HOLY SHIT NEW CELEBRITY SEX TAPE:
The best boy band ever:
Apparently things are OK in England crime-wise if the police have nothing better to do than this:
31 totally rad pictures:
Top 10 Fantasy Retreats:
Hot girls doing body shots:
Alyssa makes our Frangedakis rise:
11 Photos of People Totally Ruined By Sex in the Background:
Find a McRib anywhere:
Thanks to Honest Abe in the Mirth Canal.
Guess the Celebrity Fatty:
Steve-O gives relationship advice:
Schizophrenzy:
8 Cartoons That Must Be Turned Into Films:
The greatest ad ever:
The rosters for the LFL are up... as are our pants:
When religion meets Internet memes:
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A disturbing behind-the-scenes look at Flipper.
Submitted by Local Penguin in the Mirth Canal.
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