30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation?

Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst.

That winner is below, but first the runners-up (and note that half of these will probably turn out to be movies within five years):

#30.


by hextall


#29.


by I-Rod


#28.


by futureKid


#27.


by Corpsy


#26.


by amnesiasoft


#25.


by fuzzymuffins


#24.


by blemm


#23.


by Bishopwhitet


#22.


by Senor Taco


#21.


by Sputnik


#20.


by crang


#19.


by fuzzymuffins


#18.


by homage


#17.


by Fortey


#16.


by Fairview


#15.


by Davron


#14.


by ginchael


#13.


by mnemosyne


#12.


by College Binary


#11.


by MrIncredible


#10.


by Newbie


#9.


by RB2


#8.


by Salieri


#7.


by Sanchez


#6.


by The Hulk


#5.


by tgr10


#4.


by TubularLuggage


#3.


by College Binary


#2.


by Yawn Malice


And the winner is...


by FoodStampDavis


Congrats, FoodStampDavis. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Supervillain Evil Plan Flowcharts.

You've probably seen these flowcharts around, if not here's one example:

The "What Would George W Bush Do" Flowchart.

They are also a regular feature on the web comic Achewood:

Lyle's flow chart for a normal Friday.

Only you'll be charting the convoluted decisions of your average supervillain while executing his master plan.

Post your entries HERE, in the forums.

If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Then enjoy the chosen from our second Photoshop contest and the resulting gallery of truthful banner ads.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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