The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist
Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.
We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.
That winner is below, but first the runners-up:
by Sanchez
by chefwit
by codespyder
by Fairview
by fancytaco
by Fortey
by Gibbo69
by AnnArrogance
by Bishopwhitet
by AnnArrogance
by Bishopwhitet
by boredatwork
by Krick
by codespyder
by Mella
by Mella
by Pr3
by Rubbin Hood
by Sanchez
by ginchael
by Zaws
And the winner is...
by Sanchez
Congrats, Sanchez. You win money. Again.
Want in on this?
You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:
Terrible Movie Adaptation Ideas.
You've probably heard that they're making a Monopoly movie, so you'll have to work extra hard to get more ridiculous than a movie based on a board game. We have faith, though. Post your entries in the forums.
If you'd like to see the other entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If this is your first time visiting the Photoshop contest, you should probably check out The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers. Or, for some pictures that even we couldn't make up, check out The 25 Most Insane Protester Signs You're Likely to See Today.
Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.
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