Jeff Ross Gets Roasted After Allergic Reaction to Ice Cream
The Roastmaster General looked like he was on the receiving end of a brutal punchline this weekend after an allergic reaction to a bowl of ice cream.
But that didn’t stop Jeff Ross from promising to perform that night — or from posting pictures of his blown-up face on Instagram. Ross kicked off the insults before anyone else could get in the first punch: “Thank you to the overnight shift at MarinHealth Medical Center for only roasting me a lightly. DESPITE LOOKING LIKE MICKEY ROURKE at the end of The Wrestler.”
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The self-own joke wasn’t bad, but Ross knew his fans could do better, inviting them to “ROAST ME.” Here are 15 of the best burns aimed straight at Ross’ bloated mug.
“Didn’t even notice a difference.”
“Like Nick Kroll and Judd Apatow had a baby.”
“You look like if Paul Giamatti looked into a fun house mirror.”
“So it wasn’t Will Smith then. Phew…”
“Stone Cold Creamery Steve Austin.”
“Your work in the Six Flags commercials still holds up.”
“Bruised Willis.”
“Jabba The Hut Gets Botox.”
“The cover for Harry Potter and the Allergic Reaction.”
“Looks like the slap and tickle party got out of hand after the Tesla protest yesterday.”
“For a sec I thought Vin Diesel got stung by a bee.”
“You look like Popeye had a stroke.”
“Even your lip has fat rolls.”
