This Michael Che OnlyFans Joke About Kristi Noem Will Make You Gasp
Michael Che did what he loves to do most on Weekend Update last night, delivering a punchline that elicited an audible gasp from the Saturday Night Live studio audience: “Homeland Security Chief Kristi Noem visited a prison holding deported migrants in El Salvador — even though it looks more like she’s trying to beat a world record on OnlyFans.”
Go get ‘em, Che!
“Whooooaaaaaaa” the crowd reacted in unison. Che was referencing recent news about an OnlyFans creator who allegedly had sex with more than 1,000 men in 12 hours.
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I’m sure Che will be hearing from whoever is heading the FCC this week.
That joke got the night’s biggest reaction, but Colin Jost also delivered a story that got a stunned reaction from the crowd:
“This week, we learned our entire national security has the texting skills of my Aunt Janet,” he joked. “Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, seen here indicating how many days since his last drink, sent detailed attack plans for an air strike in Yemen to a text chain that accidentally included the editor of The Atlantic magazine. Of all people to accidentally add to the chat, it was the editor of The Atlantic. That’s like if you were planning a surprise quinceañera and you CCed Jared from Subway.”
One more joke that might get a response from thin-skinned members of the current administration?
“After the attack, National Security Advisor Mike Waltz texted the group the fist emoji, the flag emoji and the Tesla emoji.”
