Snoop Dogg Roasted Bill Belichick’s Girlfriend at the NFL Honors Ceremony

Nobody said dating a 72-year-old, unemployed football coach would be easy. Oh, wait, Bill Belichick just took a college job! At least 24-year-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson will be able to hang around some people her own age.

Hudson might not have understood that dating Belichick could mean being the butt of roast jokes on national television. But she was the punchline at last night’s NFL Honors show when host Snoop Dogg decided she was fair game. “I’ve been a football fan for a long, long time. I mean, I remember back when the Cowboys was good. I remember back when the Chiefs was bad. And I remember… What was it? Bill Belichick’s girlfriend wasn’t even born yet?”

Belichick, no stranger to uncomfortable situations in public places, kept a smile plastered on his face. Hudson let out a visible gasp, though her reaction seemed like a combination of “How dare you!” and “Look ma, I’m on TV!”

The affable Snoop Dogg, under fire in some circles for his inauguration performance, probably shouldn’t give up his day job — whatever that is — to become a roast comic. While his burn of Hudson got the biggest response, he fired off more football zingers that won’t all be going into the Hall of Fame. See for yourself below:

• “We’re in New Orleans tonight, aka the Big Easy. Yeah, the Big Easy is what Patrick Mahomes nicknamed the AFC.”
• “The Chiefs have the chance to three-peat for the first time in NFL history. And the Eagles have the chance to be liked by the rest of America.”
• “If Saquon Barkley was playing in the Snoop Youth Football League, I’d probably make him skip up a few age groups because he’d be bouncing off fools like he can grow a mustache.” 
• “The battle for MVP this year seems too close to call, which is a surprise because usually when there’s a fight between guys named Lamar, Saquon and Josh, I don’t give Josh much of a chance.”
• “Sam Darnold is in the house tonight. Sam, you had an incredible year. It just shows that all you need to succeed is hard work, determination and getting the hell away from them Jets.”
• “All-Pro podcaster Micah Parsons is in the house now. Micah is allowed to say whatever he wants to say on his podcast because Jerry Jones keeps trying to find it at the record store.”
• “The Lions were so good this year, I almost changed my name back to Snoop Lion. I’m lying.”
• “Jayden (Daniels) is so chill that weed smokes him to relax.”
• “Joe (Burrow) bought a Tumbler Batmobile for $2.9 million. Damn, ballin’. I mean, it has everything — jet propulsion, grappling hook, spikes. I guess he wanted one thing in his life to have a good defense.”