21 Products from ‘The Simpsons’ We Wish Were Real
Since its earliest days on The Tracey Ullman Show, The Simpsons has been touted for its alleged psychic abilities, calling several world-altering events — from 9/11 to the pandemic to, most importantly, Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” video — long before they came to pass.
But even with all these supposed accurate predictions, the beloved animated series has yet another uncanny power that’s gone largely ignored: conjuring some of the most insane consumer products known to man.
Although none of these products have come to fruition, we still find ourselves craving a tall glass of Corn Nog or longing to relax in a jacuzzi suit. As such, when former Simpsons writer Josh Weinstein recently asked Simpsons Twitter which product from the show they wished was real, Springfield’s biggest fans were more than happy to provide their wishlists.
Assassin Sneakers
Juice Loosener
Funzo
Jacuzzi Suit
Corn Nog
300 Hectares Per Tank Car
Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge
Dr. Homer’s Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder
Malk
The “Bort” License Plate
Bart Simpson’s Military Neural Disruptor
Doctor Colossus’ Coloss-Boots
The World’s Best Jacket
Kitchen Carnival
Canyonero
Nuts and Gum
Venus Gummy De Milo
Rapmaster 2000
Talking Astrolabe
Alf Pogs
The Car Built For Homer
