‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Fans Say Trump’s New Haircut Makes Him Look Like Mac’s Mom
President-elect Donald Trump has a new look. All that’s missing is a gift bow slapped on top of his head.
Despite the way the internet likes to behave anytime anyone takes a picture of a famous person, it isn’t very nice to insult someone’s appearance on social media, so let’s start with an apology: I’m sorry, Sandy Martin, for how everyone is comparing Trump’s haircut to your looks on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It isn’t right, but it is very, very funny, and, on the eve of a second Trump administration, we all need a good reason to laugh.
Now, no one would ever be so foolish as to suggest that Trump has ever worked at a Jiffy Lube, but, after Trump was caught on tape during one of his many regular golf outings with a wispy, mullet-y, uncharacteristically un-dyed crop of whiskers on top of his head, we gotta ask — does he need a cigarette?
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Seriously, just look at this and tell me that you wouldn’t watch a spy cam sitcom about Trump and an odd-couple roommate, preferably Elon Musk. They already share Bonnie and Mrs. Mac’s feelings toward Muslim people.
Ironically, it’s hard to imagine Mac’s mom ever looking at Trump and saying anything besides, “I think you’re an ugly man,” if she would say anything at all to the president-elect besides her signature collection of grunts and grumbles. But, ultimately, I think Trump and Mrs. Mac would get along, as they have a lot in common beyond their hair styles and their opinions on Muslim people. They both love sitting on their ass, they’re both indifferent to the lives of their children and neither one of them has shown themselves willing to sleep with Dennis Reynolds.
Given Trump’s convincing victory in Pennsylvania last month, this rebrand may be intentional to keep his hold on the the Keystone State. The Oval Office is about to get real smokey.
