Trey Parker and Matt Stone Supposedly Bought Cars for a Whole Club of Strippers

According to a rumor spread by a couple Casa Bonita customers, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone once treated every dancer at their favorite gentleman’s club to a free car. If that club was the Peppermint Hippo, then I sure hope they sprung for SUVs.

Right now, the world of dinner entertainment enthusiasts is enjoying the consequences of Parker and Stone’s hilarious relationship with their ample disposable income by flocking to the pair’s “Mexican food Disneyland,” Casa Bonita in Lakewood, Colorado. By their own account, Parker and Stone have poured at least $40 million into their rehab of the towering cathedral of cliff divers and sopapillas that they made world-famous in the 2003 South Park episode “Casa Bonita,” and the massive, three-year renovation project they launched after saving their childhood haunt from sure financial failure has already garnered rave reviews from the many podcasts and publications interested in the intersection of cuisine and spectacle that Casa Bonita has perfected under Parker and Stone’s management.

But if the comedians of the Fine Dining Podcast are to be believed, this isn’t the first time that the South Park creators have injected an objectively irresponsible amount of money into a dinner-and-a-show-style establishment that they frequent — following a visit to Casa Bonita, Fine Dining host Michael Ornelas claimed to have heard a story about Parker and Stone purchasing a fleet of vehicles as gifts to the hard-working women of the strip club where they regularly went for lunch:

Much like the lunch special at this supposed strip club where Parker and Stone allegedly spent many a meal break, this story should definitely be taken with a grain of salt — a cursory Google search shows no other mention of this supposed spending spree from the South Park creators, and the pair aren’t exactly shy about flaunting their more ridiculous financial decisions.

However, it’s not like dropping a ridiculous amount of money on their favorite food/entertainment hangout is exactly out-of-character for Parker and Stone, either. I mean, what’s really the difference between a cliff diver and an exotic dancer anyways? They both make their living wearing as few clothes as possible, they’re both much more athletically skilled than the layman gives them credit, and depending on their place of employment, neither of them has a union.

But if the story is true, and Parker and Stone really bought a fleet of cars for their favorite lunch spot, then we gotta wonder just how good that food was. Maybe Spontaneous Bootay brainwashed Chef into hopping on the grill.