Rob McElhenney Has Questions and Concerns About A Submerged Amphibious Exploring Vehicle
Earlier this week, the online It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia fan community expressed concern over the news that Philadelphia-area emergency responders had to fish a Range Rover out of the Schuylkill River, but no one has bothered to ask if those public servants had just bought the finishing car — pulling it out would be their job, after all.
Few vehicles represent an impressive lifestyle more lavishly than the mighty Range Rover. Those exceptional men who manage to get their hands on an Eddie Bauer edition, with its tortoiseshell interior and supercharged twin cam, represent the height of American-European luxury, and it’s easy to see how those gods among men go on to lead exceptionally erotic lives with such a sexwagon in their fleet.
So, when the wielder of such a luxury vehicle ensnares a new sexual target using whichever self-named seduction system he so chooses, such a mensch has every right to bang in the backseat of his amphibious exploring vehicle — so long as he uses the parking brake.
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When the internet learned that a Range Rover in Philadelphia had to be fished out of the river after its owner and his lady were “getting busy” in the backseat, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star and creator Rob McElhenney had just one question:
According to police in the Fairmount Park neighborhood of Philadelphia, the owners of the Range Rover may have been “engaged in romantic activities” on Wednesday when the luxury cruiser began to roll downhill into the Schuylkill River. While law enforcement didn’t make any arrests in the wake of the interesting incident, the City of Philadelphia has yet to reveal whether handcuffs or zip ties had anything to do with the newly aquatic lovers’ surprise exploration of the subaquatic world.
Thankfully, both occupants of the Range Rover were able to escape the vehicle unharmed as it descended into the depths, but the owner of the incredible vehicle likely has a hefty invoice coming his way for the crane removal of his treasured ride. If he can’t pay it, he’ll quickly find himself in a bind.
