We’re All Trying to Find the Guy Responsible for the Wienermobile Roll-Over Crash

Whoever caused the Mini Oscar Mayer Wienermobile to roll over on I-94 in the Chicago suburbs, just confess — we promise we won’t be mad.

This week, the most hot dog-friendly city in the world celebrated a visit from a miniature version of the iconic hot-dog-shaped vehicle that’s unmistakable anywhere in the country, especially in the window section of a menswear outlet. Chicagoans wouldn’t miss the Wienermobile any more willingly than they’d miss lunch, but the Tri-State Tollway had a trick up its sleeve. On Monday, the Wienermobile was involved in a rollover accident on the busy Illinois toll road that left it stranded on its side, but, this time, witnesses of the crash didn’t see a man in a hot dog costume eagerly searching for the culprit of the collision in order to spank his bare butt, balls and back.

I Think You Should Leave fans on Twitter have been quick to volunteer their services to assist in the accident cleanup, telling Chicagoans that, if nobody wants that car, they’ll take it.

According to The Chicago Tribune, the Wienermobile was traveling north near the western suburb of Oak Brook on Monday morning when it hit a Hyundai sedan and lost control. The driver of the iconic hot dog car then overcorrected and hit a second vehicle before spinning out-of-control and turning over onto its side. The accident didn’t result in any injuries, thankfully, but the cleanup from the scene shut down a section of the Tri-State Tollway for over an hour.

Now, we’re in no position to pass judgement on whoever may or may not have been driving the Wienermobile when it crashed, no matter what they were wearing or how many suits they may have tried to stuff into the open window while responders looked on stupefied. All I’m saying is that Tim Robinson is a native Midwesterner and hasn’t been spotted since the crash — maybe someone see if he’s over at Wiener Hall.