20 Movies That Only Happen Because the Characters Are Idiots
At its best, a movie is a doorway to a magical world much sharper and more colorful than our own, but it can’t just throw you through it like Uncle Phil. The journey needs to begin with a setup: a boy is told he’s a wizard, a cult leader is given an impossible mission, a crime lord releases a bunch of motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane, etc. That way, we can enter through the eyes of a character who’s been likewise invited.
But what if they take a hard left and do shit that makes you start mashing buttons from behind the eyes of the mech-tagonist? What if, had they acted like a functioning human, the movie never would have had to happen at all? You’d spend the rest of the movie thinking about it. Possibly the rest of your life. So when user RedstonekPL asked r/AskReddit, “What movie could have been over in 10 minutes if the main character wasn’t such a fool?” it’s no surprise that Reddit was still processing some big feelings.
Finding Nemo
The Wizard of Oz
No Country For Old Men
The Blair Witch Project
The Purge
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Avengers: Infinity War
Uncut Gems
It
Jurassic World
The Evil Dead
The Martian
Reservoir Dogs
John Wick
Inside Out
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Gremlins
The Visit
The Ring
