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<section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>“Third Grade Memories”(Season 4 Episode 11)</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Cartman says they “would make sparkly pictures with glitter and glue.” What sparkly picture did Kenny make?</span></p></p><ul><li>A cow</li><li>A clown beheading a child</li><li>Sarah Peterson’s doll (with gigantic breasts)</li></ul></section><section data-block="TextEntry"><h3>“My Gurl Ain’t No Hobbit”(Season 17 Episode 10)</h3><p><p>“It wasn’t no dragon, so my girl ain’t no Hobbit.</p><p>That was a ___ and my b* went to rob it.”</p><p>Kanye does some mental gymnastics to explain why Kim Kardashian definitely isn’t a Hobbit, despite her penchant for drinking grog and singing merry songs with her dwarf friends. He calls her up, mid-song, when he realizes she did once fight a dragon. She explains that she was actually robbing a: </p></p><ul><li>Quiznos</li><li>quiznos</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>“Let’s Fighting Love”(Season 8 Episode 1)</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">What do the Japanese lyrics “たーたー狸の金玉は風に吹かれてぶらぶら”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">(“Ta-ta-tanuki no kintama wa kaze ni fukarete burabura”) translate to?</span></p></p><ul><li>“This song is a little stupid, and incomprehensible. The English is messed up.”</li><li>“The raccoon’s testicle is swinging, blown by the wind.”</li><li>“The quiet one has launched his shuriken into the chaotic one’s eye.”</li><li>“Let's fight! It's important that I protect my balls.”</li></ul></section><section data-block="MultipleChoice"><h3>“Montage”</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">“You’ve got to reach your prime!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">That’s when you need to put yourself to the test</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">And show us the passage of time.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">We’re gonna need a montage. (Montage!)”</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Where did this song appear?</span></strong></p></p><ul><li>“Sarcastaball”</li><li>'South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut'</li><li>“Stanley's Cup”</li><li>'The Book of Mormon'</li><li>“Asspen”</li><li>'Team America: World Police'</li><li>“Crack Baby Athletic Association”</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>“Push (Feeling Good On A Wednesday)”(Season 18 Episode 3)</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">When Randy sings as “Lorde,” which real-life recording artist is providing his singing voice?</span></p></p><ul><li>Lorde</li><li>Sia</li><li>Weird Al</li><li>Jack Black</li></ul></section><section data-block="TextEntry"><h3>“Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo”(Season 1 Episode 9)</h3><p><p><strong>Finish the lyrics:</strong></p><p>"Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo</p><p>Small and brown he comes from you</p><p>Sit on the toilet here he comes</p><p>Squeeze him 'tween your ___ ___."</p></p><ul><li>festive buns</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>“What Would Brian Boitano Do?”(South Park: Bigger, Longer &amp; Uncut)</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">What mystery celebrity makes a cameo during this song?</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Did someone say my name?</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Stan:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Who are you?</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px">I’m .</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Kyle: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px">What? No, not fuckin’ .</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Stan: </span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Yeah get the fuck outta here!</span></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> Oh. Byeee.</span></p></p><ul><li>Erik Estrada</li><li>Arnold Schwarzenegger</li><li>Matt Damon</li><li>Tommy Chong</li><li>Brian Dennehy</li><li>George Clooney</li><li>Tom Brady</li></ul></section><section data-block="Order"><h3>“The Circle of Poo”(Season 4 Episode 17)</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Put the Circle of Poo in order:</span></p></p><ul><li>Grass is eaten by the cattle</li><li>Which is eaten by women and men</li><li>It fuses with their body </li><li>And becomes poo again</li><li>And that poo goes through the sewer</li><li>Which is dumped into the sea</li><li>And it’s eaten by the plankton</li><li>Which becomes the fishes’ meal</li><li>When that bigger fish, with the poo still inside</li><li>Swims up near the shore, and gets eaten alive</li><li>By a grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand</li><li>So that it can spring to life, and become food for the land</li><li>It’s the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe</li><li>That falls onto the earth, and becomes the blades of grass</li><li>The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end</li><li>To make food for the humans, and start all over again</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>“Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)”(Season 2 Episode 9)</h3><p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Which is </span><em><span style="font-size: 18px">not</span></em><span style="font-size: 18px"> an ingredient in Chef’s chocolate salty balls?</span></p></p><ul><li>Two tablespoons of cinnamon</li><li>Two or three egg whites</li><li>Half a stick of butter</li><li>Cup of flour</li><li>Vitamins </li><li>Salt</li><li>Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate</li><li>Half a cup of brandy</li><li>A bag or two of sugar</li><li>Pinch of vanilla</li></ul></section>
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