Sarah Sherman Stans for ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ and Martin Short’s ‘Clifford’
Whose list of favorite films includes Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Body Double, From Beyond and Martin-Short-as-a-weird-kid flick Clifford? It all makes sense when you connect the dots back to Sarah Sherman, SNL’s resident body-horror comic. Her surrealist sensibilities are all over her Letterboxd account, sharing her barbed reviews for a hilariously diverse list of films.
Here’s Sherman writing as sarah squirm on a few flicks that caught her googly-eyed attention…
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American Zoetrope
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) - 5 stars: is this the best movie ever made? yes. this is the best movie ever made.!.!!.
From Beyond (1986) - 5 stars: i feel so blessed that all my fathers got together to make this movie for me to enjoy
Body Double (1984) - 5 stars: INSAAANNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
i love u brian de palma!!!! i’m literally jumping out of my couch SCREAMING at every OUTRAGEOUS INSANE nonsense twist and turn. he made scarface right before this (a movie i LOATHE) and i think it’s funny that he doubled down on body double and went coo coo bananas on this one
vampires kiss forever, my dudes
Orion Pictures
Clifford (1994) - 5 stars: martin short cracks my whole ass wide open
UHF (1989) - no rating: history’s greatest geniuses: leonardo da vinci. michelangelo. weird al.
Licorice Pizza (2021) - 4 stars: alooooooooot of guys i know are gonna take away the wrong idea from this movie!!!
Jackass Forever (2022) - 5 stars: jackass forever (heart emoji) and yeah i have a writing credit on it that i barely deserve, bitch!!!!!!
In the Mouth of Madness (1994) - no rating: the sutter cane books are an analog for the taylor swift Eras Tour….
….o! the unspeakable horrors!!!!!
Ashley Productions Ltd.
Xtro (1982) - 5 stars: best use of my fav special effects trick ever (condoms full of blood)
Evil Dead II (1987) - 5 stars: god gave us movies to teach us how to love
Street Trash (1987) - 4 stars: despicable filth. every kind of fluid you can imagine in an array of neon technicolor rainbow slime. every texture, every color, you name it!- brown dirt, rancid yellow bile, blue toilet goo, pink brainy vomit, candy apple red blood, radioactive green poison, multicolor guts…nothings gross when the fire is PURPLE! everything bad and wrong?? this movie has *got* *it*!
Cool World (1992) - 5 stars: an entire movie predicated on the idea of legit for real just wanting to have sex with Jessica Rabbit…- so ya, perfect movie 10/10
if I could anywhere, i’d live in Cool World
Propaganda Films
Madonna: Truth or Dare (1991) - 5 stars: MADONNA IS LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people loathe/mock madonna because she reminds them of their own mediocrity!!!!!!! people fear a powerful woman SORRY!!!! fucking SUE ME!!! if you don’t fuck with madonna, i don’t fuck with u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
