The Best Kramer Quotes from ‘Seinfeld,’ According to Reddit

The ‘Seinfeld’ subreddit’s definitive list of Kramer’s most quotable quips
The Best Kramer Quotes from ‘Seinfeld,’ According to Reddit

In the words of Cosmo Kramer, “Is that a Titleist?”

Redditor MiceWarriors has been conducting a survey of the Seinfeld subreddit to determine the absolute greatest and most quotable quips of every main character in the series. The most upvoted answer in each comment section earns the honor of gracing the title of MiceWarriors’ next post, with such classics as George Costanza’s “It’s not a lie if you believe it,” and Elaine Benes’ “You want a Christmas card? Here, here’s your Christmas card” earning top prize in the informal poll.

For the incomparable Kramer, The Assman himself, the pool of worthy candidates is so great that one quote alone cannot capture the animal magnetism of such a mensch, and so, as MiceWarriors continues their quest, we’re honoring all the top competitors with accompanying clips. 

‘Here’s to feeling good, all the time’

‘Your Nana is missing because she
s been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people

‘Why go to the park and fly a kite when you can just pop a pill?

‘Hello, and welcome to Movie Phone. … Why dont you just tell me the name of the movie you selected?

‘Im out there Jerry, and Im loving every minute of it!

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