The 10 ‘Horniest’ Celebrities, Ranked
Look, when you get a late-night talk show that makes it to the twenty-year mark, you can indulge your horny high school marching band dreams too. That’s what Jimmy Kimmel did last night on his “Yay, me!” spectacular, inviting Coldplay to recreate the song they performed on the first ever Jimmy Kimmel Live! -- but with a twist. At the song’s end, Jimmy jumped on stage with his souped-up clarinet and 'played' alongside Chris Martin and the gang.
Kimmel kept it simple, repeating the same three notes over and over lest his squeaky reed screw up a magical night. It was a performance that earned Jimmy a spot on our list of the 10 horniest celebrities.
Jimmy Kimmel and his clarinet
Kimmel might be the worst musician on this list, but give him credit for trotting out his licorice stick on the regular, public embarrassment be damned. Here’s Kimmel jamming with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones in a dad-band performance for the ages.
Jerry Lewis and his trumpet
Jerry Lewis was a lot of things -- a self-infantilized comic, a misogynist, a problematic fund-raiser, and an unreleased concentration-camp clown. But give the guy credit--despite his goofing around with Buddy Hackett here, he was actually a talented musician who also tickled the ivories in a better-than-average fashion.
David Harbour and his trombone
Stranger Things’ Harbour agreed to pose in a high school senior’s yearbook pictures on two conditions: She got 25,000 retweets and he could pose with his axe of choice: A trombone.
Bill Clinton and his saxophone
You had to be there, but there are some people who believe cool cat Clinton wailing “Heartbreak Hotel” on The Arsenio Hall Show won him an election. We live in a strange country.
Tina Fey and her flute
Fey has gotten comedic mileage out of her woodwind prowess, from “the talent portion” of Sarah Palin’s vice-presidential debate …
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To whistling up a trill for American Express.
Drew Carey and his trumpet
“I play accordion, but not well,” says Carey. “I also play trumpet, but not well.” The Horn Dogs beg to differ!
Jonathan Frakes and his trombone
Of all the things we could imagine about life on a starship exploring the Alpha quadrant of the Milky Way galaxy, trombone seduction was not one of them.
Ewan MacGregor and his French horn
The clip says more than we ever could.
Eva Longoria and her clarinet
Longoria and Kimmel battled it out with their clarinets one night, but you can’t really call this a competition. The Desperate Housewife mopped the floor with the off-key talk show host.
Tom Wilson and his sousaphone
Biff from Back to the Future is indisputably the horniest celeb on this list, not only having the ability to play the tuba but incorporating it into his act to devastating comic effect. It’s all about that bass.
