Single-Season ‘SNL’ Cast Members, Ranked
If it seems like Lorne Michaels swiped left on some Saturday Night Live cast members before you even got to decide if they were dating material (which one is Luke Null again?), you’re absolutely right. A jaw-dropping 54 cast members have lasted only a single season — or less. Ranking them might seem like an impossible task since there’s a reason most of these performers didn’t stick around (i.e., it wasn’t working). But cue the Mission: Impossible theme: I’m giving it a go anyway, sorting our one-hit wonders into eight tiers within our definitive ranking.
Tier #8: The Milk-Carton Kids
Have you seen these cast members? Because honestly, we can’t quite remember them, as they didn’t leave much of an impression on our comedy brains. And because they mostly toiled in the pre-YouTube era, there’s not much out there to jog our memories either.
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Dan Vitale was a sometimes-on, mostly-off featured player in Season 11, appearing in only three episodes. The dangling necktie is pretty funny.
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Morwenna Banks got hired as a repertory player for the last four shows of Season 20, then got canned when Lorne Michaels did a clean sweep in Season 21. Still the only cast member named “Morwenna” after all these years.
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Siobhan Fallon, no relation to Jimmy, was in the same boat (and cast) as Cahill, although Fallon at least got face time in 20 shows. Together, Siobhan and Cahill make up two of the three Delta Delta Delta girls in a recurring bit that probably didn’t need to be in SNL
In Season 10, Billy Crystal and Martin Short were brought in along with other big-name, hilarious comedians.
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Christine Ebersole is the star of this sketch that… we just can’t explain. The audience’s silence is deafening.
Tier #7: The 1980-81 Wasteland
With Chevy Chase, John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd off to the movies, a bunch of SNL writers moved into the featured cast for a few episodes in Season Five. Then when Michaels and every cast member abandoned ship, an entirely new bunch of faces showed up for the disastrous Season Six. Only Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy would see Season Seven.
Matthew Laurence lasted half of Season Six, perhaps best remembered as Guy Behind Bill Murray in a writer sketch.
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Ann Risley was in the actual cast versus just being a featured player, so she had that going for her (which is nice).
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Tom Schiller and a few players that follow here get a boost in the rankings thanks to their contributions as writers and creatives. Schiller was an SNL
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Paul Shaffer led the show’s house band for the first five seasons before briefly jumping into the cast. He was funnier on Letterman.
The true breakout of Season Six wasn’t Piscopo or Murphy — it was
Tier #6: The Bloated Cast Casualties
Starting in the mid-2010s, SNL inexplicably expanded its cast size to 20 or more players (compared with the original cast’s seven). The laws governing space and time ensured that some of those 20 would rarely if ever see the stage. Were these seldom-used cast members any good? Since they never got a real shot, who knows? But they almost all had a moment.
Luke Null barely got a chance in Season 43. It’s probably a bad sign when your funniest sketch is cut for time. (Why do funny sketches get cut for time when so much ho-hum makes it to air?)
In season 41,
Tier #5: Funny Comic, Wrong Fit
Sometimes when you bring in seasoned comics (see Season 10, below), it works. Sometimes, as with these seven funny people, the fit is all wrong.
Anthony Michael Hall told The Independent that he was “scared s***less” when he was cast on SNL. Well, yeah, he was 17 and still living at home! Even worse, he didn’t have John Hughes writing for him.
Pre-nutso
The delightful
Tier #4: Too Young, Too Soon
Cast members in this tier were clearly talented — most of them went on to become huge comedy stars. But at this point in their burgeoning careers, they just weren’t ready for the big time.
Although
You can see kernels of
Tier #3: They Probably Deserved Better
Over the years, a number of cast members did serviceable work over the course of a season, only to find themselves in the unemployment line come summer. These funny people deserved another season to prove they belonged.
From the Bitch Pleeze blogger to Hoda Kotb to Arianna Huffington,
Vance’s castmate,
From Lena Dunham on
Tier #2: Michael O’Donoghue
A guy this morbidly weird (and this crucial to the voice of
Tier #1: The Ringers
The post-Lorne Michaels years were a wasteland (save for the flashes of Eddie Murphy brilliance). Producer Dick Ebersol had enough — he went to NBC chief Brandon Tartikoff with a proposal to bring in some comedy heavyweights. The recruited stars agreed to join up for a year and pretty much killed it all season long.