If Wine Was Honest (VIDEO)
What if Wine Companies (I guess, vineyards) were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.
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SOURCES:
https://calag.ucanr.edu/archive/?type=pdf&article=ca.v034n07p6
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https://www.winemag.com/2018/02/02/cork-taint-still-a-problem/
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/07/05/535038513/the-sideways-effect-how-a-wine-obsessed-film-reshaped-the-industry http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2007/09/03/070903fa_fact_keefe?currentPage=all
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https://www.cracked.com/blog/5-common-status-symbols-that-no-longer-make-sense
https://www.cracked.com/article_18380_the-6-most-statistically-full-shit-professions.html
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CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Diners: Darnell Eaton, Taylor Maggiacomo
Writer: Ryan Menezes
French Boy: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea
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