Babbel Is Better Than Your High School Language Classes And It's $300 Off

Learn how to speak a new language, you old dog, you.
Babbel Is Better Than Your High School Language Classes And It's $300 Off

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They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Well, you're not a dog, are you? You can still learn new tricks, dammit! Okay, so the ship may have sailed on the guitar or piano -- you just don't have the presence of a musician -- but just because the clock is ticking on your mortal rodeo doesn't mean you can't learn a new language. There really is no time like the present because, until December 3, you can get a lifetime subscription to Babbel Language Learning for just $199 (reg. $499).

Babbel has more than 10 million users worldwide and earned 4.5 stars on the Google Play Store and 4.6 stars on the App Store. The Next Web calls is "one of the stalwarts of the online language learning sphere," and PC Mag adds "Babbel exceeds expectations, delivering high-quality, self-paced courses in 13 languages." The last time anyone agreed so unanimously on something was the superiority of Weezer's cover of "Africa."

All of that love has made Babbel the top-grossing language learning app in the world. It helps that it was developed by more than 100 expert linguists and specially designed to help you learn practical vocabulary in as little as a month. Before you know it, you'll be able to converse confidently about transportation, dining, shopping, and other topics that you'll actually use. No tienen hablar sobre sacando la basura.

Sold yet? Well, through this deal, you'll get lifetime access to all 14 languages in the Babbel library, which includes Spanish, German, Italian, French, Portuguese, Swedish, Turkish, Dutch, Polish, Indonesian, Norwegian, Danish, Russian, and English. (No word on when Dothraki is coming, but we continue to campaign.) You'll practice with 10- or 15-minute bite-size lessons that fit into your schedule and get personalized review sessions whenever you need to reinforce your learning. You can even study offline if you download materials, but please don't actually bite them. They are not as tasty as they look.

Learn how to speak a new language, you old dog, you. For a limited time, you can get Babbel Language Learning for just $199 (reg. $499).

Prices are subject to change.

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