We've Now Got Honest (and other) Merch
Roger Horton's got new merch for us at the brand-new Cracked store! Below are a few of our favorite offerings.
Holy Non Demoninational Happy Jesus House Tote, $21.99 (also exists as a t-shirt)
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This almost correctly spelled tote bag is perfect for letting the world know you attend a COOL church, maybe. Inspired by “If Megachurches Were Honest."
Horton's Hard Fizzy Poison Water Tees, $26.99 (Comes in multiple colors)
Horton's latest concoction — now with bubbles. Inspired by “If Hard Seltzers Were Honest."
Horton's Hard Fizzy Poison Water Tanks, $22.99 (Comes in multiple colors)
Horton's latest concoction — now without sleeves. Inspired by “If Hard Seltzers Were Honest."
Cracked Retro Tees, $19.99
A trendy retro shirt for a trendy retro you from your favorite trendy retro comedy site.
King Kong Attacks YBOC Hoodies, $47.99 (Also can be a t-shirt)
King Kong is already the unofficial mascot of Your Brain On Cracked, but he'll be the official mascot of your backside.
