Priest Gets Caught Having a Threesome On The Altar Of His Church, Getting More Than Most of Us These Days
Reader, picture this. You're enjoying a nice evening stroll around your neighborhood on a crisp autumn evening, savoring one of the first days of fall with some much-needed outdoor relaxation. As you continue along your route, minding your own business, you come across your quaint, local red-brick Catholic church. Suddenly, you notice something is amiss -- a light inside the parish is on, long after it should be. "Hmmm, that's odd," you say to yourself.
In that moment, you decide to investigate, continuing towards the window to make sure everything is alright. Without warning, your eyes are bombarded with corsets, high heels, and sex toys -- your local priest is undeniably getting railed by two dominatrixes on the altar of his church. Nice. Shocked, you do what any rational person would do in this situation, whip out your phone and film the ordeal, sending your voyeuristic, amateur porno to the police for, uh, further inspection.
That's exactly what happened earlier this week, according to nola.com, when Reverend Travis Clark of Pear River, Louisiana' Sts. Peter and Paul Catholic Church was caught filming himself enjoying a gloriously kinky threesome with two dominatrixes on the altar of his parish. Although the police found that the act was consensual (as all sex should be), the priest and the two dominatrixes, including 41-year-old adult film actress Mindy Dixon, still face obscenity charges as they were technically in view of the public.
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The day before, Dixon took to social media to tell her followers about her upcoming endeavor, posting that she was on her way to NoLa to "defile a house of God." And for those of you at home concerned about the altar, no need to worry -- the New Orleans archbishop performed a ritual to restore its sanctity, as apparently, that's a thing you can do.
Moral of the story? If you're going to engage in the kind of threesome that was clearly cosigned by Satan himself, maybe, just maybe, don't do it right in front of a window inside of a church? Hell, as long as you're safe, consensual, and not hurting anyone, keep getting down with your bad self -- only God can judge you, right?
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