Happy Birthday, Badass - August 10

It's August 10, maybe you or somebody you know has a birthday -- and so does actress Rosanna Arquette.

Some of you may be questioning, "HOW IS ROSANNA ARQUETTE A BADASS?" in all caps. Well, here's the answer: Do YOU have a killer Toto song named after you? The answer is no, you don't.

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one and all, and to Rosanna Arquette, a badass refrain if there ever was one.

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